old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 02, 2014

mlomlep

A licking motion of the tongue similar to mlem or blep. Usually done by animals, particularly cats and dogs, and to catch a mlomlep on camera is a rare moment.

My cat just mlomlep'd in the cutest way.

by meowlnir August 25, 2018

Sprum

A polite way to say "sperm" in front of people who are offended by such words.

Let's all go to the sprum bank and get knocked up!

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Vadginer

A misspelling of vagina used by kids and people trying to get past forums with word filters.

Men have a peenus! Women have a vadginer!

by meowlnir May 30, 2018

Shoob

A fluffy, cloud-like dog such as a Samoyed.

I saw a really cute shoob at the park!

by meowlnir July 04, 2016

Scrottom

A modification of scrotum to make it rhyme with bottom. Because it's more fun that way.

The scrottom and bottom are connected by the grundle.

by meowlnir June 29, 2016

Pazoo

An exclamation shouted when something is so awesome, a simple "wow" is not enough.

Pazoo! I just passed my exam!

by meowlnir June 30, 2016