meowlnir's definitions

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

mlomlep

A licking motion of the tongue similar to mlem or blep. Usually done by animals, particularly cats and dogs, and to catch a mlomlep on camera is a rare moment.

My cat just mlomlep'd in the cutest way.

by meowlnir August 25, 2018

Shirtless Bob

That one crazy dude in every neighbourhood who is almost exclusively seen without his shirt. Either ridiculously skinny due to too much exercise, or overweight due to too much alcohol. Best avoided by kids so they do not end up scarred for life.

Shirtless Bob's walking past the house again... lock the windows!

by meowlnir July 2, 2016

dicky dicky go shakey shakey

When a guy has his dick out and shakes it around. Also see meatspin.

Dave got drunk and made his dicky dicky go shakey shakey.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Blorple

An excessively large or obese animal or person. See also: absolute unit

My cat is the biggest blorple.

by meowlnir July 20, 2018

Shoob

A fluffy, cloud-like dog such as a Samoyed.

I saw a really cute shoob at the park!

by meowlnir July 4, 2016

boopy doop

A word said when lightly poking (booping) an animal or person on the nose.

Boopy doop, who's a cute lil kitty?

by meowlnir July 27, 2018