Finger with a hat

Euphemism for the penis, called such because it resembles a finger wearing a hat to one who has never seen said body part.

He pulls down his pants sensually. And out pops a finger with a hat.

by meowlnir July 17, 2018

Scandiboo

A person from outside Scandinavia who loves all things Scandinavian the way a weeaboo is obsessed with Japan. Can be used in either a positive/self deprecating manner or as an insult.

I'm such a Scandiboo, I dressed like a Viking for the formal dance.

by meowlnir June 11, 2018

cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.

He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.

by meowlnir July 19, 2014

Pi-nis

A penis that is exactly 3.1415... inches long, or the value of the number pi.

Sleeping with my math teacher was disappointing as he had a pi-nis.

by meowlnir June 30, 2016

Tranny Granny

When your grandpa puts on your grandma's clothes and crossdresses.

What's up with Pop lately? He can't stop doing the tranny granny.

by meowlnir October 06, 2016

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 03, 2014

Doog

A cute way to refer to a dog.

I love my big fluffy doog!

by meowlnir July 04, 2016