imfuckinportant

The ultimate in importance. Something more important than importance itself. Must be used only when strictly necessary. Used when wanting to express your innermost importance.

"Josh is so imfuckinportant, that he had to have his own word in the UrbanDictionary."

by Melissa June 19, 2006

shear

v. to mentally or physically shorten or minimize an aspect of another

I sheared my sister after she made a gay ass comment

by Melissa March 23, 2003

goose grease

Grease derived from geese..

That spread like goose grease all over the land.

by Melissa March 18, 2005

Doopa

Polish word for "butt".

"Maybe if you all didn't sit around on your doopa all day, you'd get things done!"

by Melissa December 17, 2003

alligory

Alligory rhymes with Corey

Corey has an alligory

by Melissa November 26, 2004

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004