melissa's definitions

canadle

A huge, really long terd that wraps around the inside of the toilet and almost fills it up ~PHEWWW~

Oh my god check out the canadle that dan dropped! Wow I wonder if it will flush?

by Melissa December 19, 2003

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

worm

a word also used for a man's naughty no no area

hey babe want to play with my worm

by melissa August 26, 2004

wEva

used for "wut eva" or, which is the grammatically correct saying, "what ever."

Sam: You goin to the party?
Liz: No, the party's gonna be lame.
Sam: Weva

by MeLiSSa October 29, 2004

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.

"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"

by melissa February 15, 2005

wiggle

To shake a body part. Or those annoying crackheads on that kids show, The Wiggles

Wiggle your ass.
Those Wiggles are smoking some serious dope and trying to teach our children something. Scary.

by Melissa June 17, 2003