melissa's definitions

IDS

Imminent Death Syndrome.
To Bring Death Upon One's Self.
ie- I Am Going To Slit My Throat.

Jord has IDS, be nice to him.

by Melissa June 12, 2004

charl

A humble guy who is gifted at pulling chicks.

What a 'Charl'

by Melissa September 1, 2003

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. full name for the abbreviated term 'h00b'

Used as a noun.

Look at that h00bz0rz large pen0r!

by melissa May 13, 2005

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

village people

Individuals who are in denial about their homosexuality.

I heard Jack likes to take it up the ass. He's one of the village people.

by Melissa August 28, 2003

hit

fucked up; drugged up; ready to fuck; messed up

"She looks so hit"

by melissa April 12, 2003

HUMPITIVE

ADJECTIVE.

When one wants to be HUMPED. Preferably, by something HUMPABLE.

ALSO, HUMPITIVE can describe something HUMPFUL, having to do with HUMPING or anything HUMPABLE.

SYNONYM FOR HUMPFUL AND HUMPABLE, if used in the correct context. Also, a synonym for HORNY.

When you feel humpitive you feel humpable hence HOT.

"That chick's so humpative"

by Melissa December 6, 2003