melissa's definitions

h00bz0r

1. Homeless man.
2. full name for the abbreviated term 'h00b'

Used as a noun.

Look at that h00bz0rz large pen0r!

by melissa May 13, 2005

village people

Individuals who are in denial about their homosexuality.

I heard Jack likes to take it up the ass. He's one of the village people.

by Melissa August 28, 2003

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

sweer

originating from the typo "sweet" -compliments of greg h. salopek

meaning: sweet, cool, awesome, im jealous of your coolness

"Dude, melissa and greg are sweerer than sweer in that sweer van, i am jealous"

by melissa February 7, 2005

Lantz

Also known as Christopher Lance Stoddard....Hiss Rapp Name.

M-unit-''Yo, Lantz, Have You Seen She-O-dubble-Eena?''
Lantz-'' Oh fo sho shes aroun this mo fo some wo''

by Melissa July 9, 2004

tony's ass

to describe anything that is even remotely disgusting

"ew that pile of crap is almost as disgusting as tony's ass"

by melissa April 20, 2005

j dub

slang for julius west used by the lady jag step team... usually said with two people in "unison" with a "ghetto twang"

on the morning announcements: GO J DUB

by melissa March 5, 2004