melissa's definitions

muffin

muffin = best boyfriend in the world.!!

i love my baby-MUFFINS.!!!
my boyfriend is princess-MUFFINS.! he's pretty and nice.!

by melissa April 24, 2005

dicking around

Messing around, screwing around, jacking around, or just wasting time doing pointless things in some other way.

The teacher was pissed because the guys in the back row wouldn't quit dicking around.

by Melissa October 27, 2003

Irish Flu

A particularly unpleasant hangover.

"Last night was great, but I have the worst case of the irish flu today."

by Melissa July 10, 2004

funkynuts

Sweaty nutsacs that are SO funky they smell like month old rotton cauliflower.

"Oh god man, I can smell your funkynuts all the way over here, I'm gonna pass out if you don't put your boxers back on"

by Melissa January 21, 2004

hemi

Short for hemmeroid.

"Paul, it hurts so bad to sit down, I think my hemi's acting up!"

by Melissa January 20, 2004

Puffy

a halfway erect penis... not hard, not soft, just puffy.

she was pretty hot...i got a puffy just looking at her.

by Melissa September 23, 2003