mel's definitions

Griffo

Griffo is a term for "Teh Excellant god damn person ev0r times seven"

thats lovely cake, Griffo.

by mel July 1, 2003

tuna cat

funky ass pussy that smell like tuna

Bitch yo pussy smell like tuna cat

by Mel May 7, 2004

Oragasm

Oragasm-Going beyond the climax of sexual excitement. Much stronger feelings and pleasures than a simple orgasm.

Oh baby, harder, harder. I'm getting an orgasm. Oh oh oh oh. Oh GOD. I'm getting an oragasm! OH OH OH OH. AHHHH.

by Mel February 19, 2005

chaloobies

n. man boobs

That fat guy has bigger chaloobies than I do!

by Mel May 6, 2004

reesie poo

the bestest, hottest, greatest girl in the whole entire world and she is mine so back off

oh man look at reesie poo she is so hot and great right.

by mel May 18, 2004

cardboard cut

Whereas a paper cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a piece of paper, a cardboard cut is a cut resulting from contact with the edge of a sheet of cardboard. While usually rare in occurence, they hurt like HELL.

Oh, SHI- I just got a cardboard cut trying to open this box of trash bags!

by Mel March 22, 2006

styroclam

The disposable hinged styrofoam (NO CFCs) container offered by a dining establishment when you can't finish your entire meal.

I thought that I was ONE HUNGRY MFer, but I ended up having to ask for a styroclam.

by Mel August 27, 2003