megan's definitions

tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

The noise a snobby girl makes when she doesn't want to be bothered.

"tiiiiii. I don't like you. Go away"

by Megan August 25, 2004

carny

A carnival worker, often running the mechanical rides, who likes to hit on teenage, or younger, females. They are generally not clean people, and will buy alcohol in exchange for companionship.

That carny is sooo skanky

by Megan August 26, 2004

gatsby

N.
Shortening of the title of F. Scott Fitzgerald's classic novel, 'The Great Gatsby,' a book about the unattainable dream.

Adj.
Something awesome, cool, nifty.

1. Educated Reader: I really enjoyed 'The Great Gatsby' and its discussion of yearning.

2. This show is gatsby!

by Megan August 31, 2004

suck at life

A phrase to be yelled when a mistake is made -- be it big or small. Japanese in origin.

1. Cindy: I broke a nail!
Jane: You suck at life!

2. Jane: I hit an old man with my car as he was crossing the street!
Cindy: You suck at life!

by Megan September 4, 2004

hor

Literal spelling of hor. Normally use sarcastically online, rarely as a direct insult, unless you are a complete idiot and do not see what when you misspell as simple a word as whore you will be mocked endlessly by the elite grammar nazis of the 'net.

-My heade is pastede on, yay!
-That's my head, hor!

by Megan September 4, 2004

my hed is pastede on, yay!

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

by Megan September 4, 2004

Shwingable

Shwingable is a term used to describe something that is "cool," or "wicked," NOT anything like the term "Shwing."

Dude, Ricky's ride is so shwingable, I want one like it but blue. think of all the babes I could get with it!

by Megan September 10, 2004