megAn's definitions

nard

a cross between a nerd and a retard.

yesterday my boyfriend went to chess club! what a f***ing nard!

by megan November 14, 2003

mormon

NOT A CULT
the sweetest, nicest, funniest people you will ever meet.
we ARE christian and do NOT worship joseph smith,we believe everyone has a chance and that we will all return to heaven to be with heavenly father and jesus christ. we live worthy lives and some choose to go on missions to preach the word of God but we are not forced to. we are not brainwashed and our guidlines are for the better of everyone. i am very proud to be mormon and everyone thinks thats weird but i love it and i dont care what everyone thinks of me

im proud to be mormon

by megan May 7, 2005

collen morse

one whom loves to make vaginal farts and likes to get fingered by old mexicans with dirty hands.

damn that biatch is prolly colleen morse

by megan February 6, 2005

All-State

A prestigious group of talented musicians representing various counties in a single state who conjoin yearly for a short period of two to three days to play outstanding music and have an all around good time for making it that far.

Mandy was so happy she made first chair trumpet at all-state she could hardly contain herself!

by Megan April 3, 2005

teenyboppers

orlando bloom's Fanbase

"orli is liek, totally da hottest sexiest hunk of hotty in da hole world liek to da max ya know???????i liek soooooo i nkow im gonna marry him sooo, liek bac of fellow bitch teenyboppers hes mine!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!DIE KATE BITCHWORTH, DIE!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by megan April 12, 2005

jbow

When someone obnoxiously offends you, ignores you, or hurts your feelings in any way.

Chase always jbows me by obnoxiously making fun of me all the time.

by megan April 25, 2005

5 second rule

the rule regarding the amount of time you have to recover dropped food from the floor and still be able to eat it.

my ice cream! quick, 5 second rule!

by megan July 9, 2004