megAn's definitions

jbow

When someone obnoxiously offends you, ignores you, or hurts your feelings in any way.

Chase always jbows me by obnoxiously making fun of me all the time.

by megan April 25, 2005

chicken head

coke head, or someone who will do sexual favor for coke.

that chicken head will fuck anyone to get blow.

by megan February 16, 2005

teenyboppers

orlando bloom's Fanbase

"orli is liek, totally da hottest sexiest hunk of hotty in da hole world liek to da max ya know???????i liek soooooo i nkow im gonna marry him sooo, liek bac of fellow bitch teenyboppers hes mine!!!!!!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!DIE KATE BITCHWORTH, DIE!!!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by megan April 12, 2005

yander

It is a southern word used for over there or back there.They tend to use it quite often.

#1: I'm going over yander.
#2: Gotcha.See you over yander in a few I guess.

by Megan October 18, 2004

suicide

I am not about to add anything new to this. Its not going to be anything that hasnt already been posted. If you think about it... there are possitives and negatives. You wont let yourself think about the negatives when your thinking about doing it yourself. But your not thinking about the possitives when you know/think you know someone who is planning on doing it. At that moment in time that person just wants to be left alone and to end everything wrong. Maybe im just taking sides. But I dont think anybody who actualy goes through with it did it for the attention. I am one of those people who wont talk about it. I would never ever bring it up. But when it comes up I will be dead silent. I dont want to dissapoint anybody... or hurt anyone. The only thing that is keeping me here is my "friend". Call me an idiot. I dont care. This is what I do instead... its not exactly a solution... but its better then full out killing yourself. cutting. Its something I can controle... it really helps. Sometimes you just need something your able to controle in your life. Before killing yourself... just try solution... ways around it...

"____ (insert name) did have it bad, but I sure wish she talked to someone... or atleast tried something less drastic."

by Megan June 5, 2004

Spooge

a weird or gross substance of any kind; bodily fluids; crusty, gooey, oozy, etc; a person who does not shower regularly.

Ew, what is that spooge on your shorts?
or, That kid smells. He is a total spooge

by Megan November 1, 2004

keek

a slang term for "cool" or "awesome". used by people who want to seem younger

35 year old man #1: I scored with my 12 year old girlfriend.

35 year old man #2: really? thats so damn keek!

by megan March 3, 2004