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a particularly large, disgusting looking piece/portion of roadkill, usually squirrels but also including dogs, deer, rabbits, spare tires (if they are covered in blood), chipmunks, rodents, hairy animals, or celebrities, with lots of blood.
Holy piss, that was the biggest smimy I have ever seen! Turn around so we can take a picture of it!!
by megAn January 1, 2004
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Aqua Scums are non-religious friends that go to Youth Group to hit on the hot christain emo kids.

Aqua Scums are friends that bake cakes for a dead guy.

Aqua Scums are friends who won't sit around and listen to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who dance and sing at their tops of their lungs while listening to disco on vinyl.

Aqua Scums are friends who get carpel tunnel from playing too much flash flash revolution.

Aqua Scums are friends who stalk kids with fros.

Aqua Scums are friends who send fat kids candy.

Aqua Scums are friends that dress each other up in drag, Tim Curry style.

Aqua Scums are friends that openly discuss boy sex very loudly in the halls at school.

Aqua Scums are friends that don't beleive in names, only nicknames.

Aqua Scums are friends that are so perverted they gross out their guy friends....but its just so funny

Aqua Scums are friends that can spend hours shopping in thrift shops for neon coloured plaid pants, stripped wool sweaters (the itchier the better) and old man jackets.

Aqua Scums are friends who actually wear the neon pants, stripped wool sweaters and old man jackets to school.....all at the same time.

Aqua Scums are friends that listen to ridiculously emo songs and then tottaly make fun of it.

Aqua Scums are friends who aren't afraid to admit they have an undying passion for musicians like Soul Decision or....Prince.
Bob: "Yar, Jim! i heard that gay pirates get more booty."

Jim: "Yo! fo sheez! were did ya hear that homie B?"

Bob: "those Aqua Scum girls. After they defeated the gay frenchman Pierre and his army of killer croissants with their rainbow disco laser beams of doooom, they asked me to bend over and let pierre plunder my booty ninja style!"

Jim: "YAR BOB! that's sick!"

Bob: "i know, but aren't they super rad?"
by megAn March 28, 2005
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the description of how the air smells after somone farts.
Tasha farted and now everything's all foofy.
by megAn December 13, 2003
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something that is new, hot, sylish, or cute, used mostly in reference to clothing or accesories
Those shoes are fyl, where can I buy them?
by megAn March 23, 2005
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Refers to anyone (preferabely males) who are of a shady disposition.
Did you hear what Andy did in her car last night?! Dude where's his sunglasses at night...
by megAn January 24, 2005
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Literal spelling of hor. Normally use sarcastically online, rarely as a direct insult, unless you are a complete idiot and do not see what when you misspell as simple a word as whore you will be mocked endlessly by the elite grammar nazis of the 'net.
-My heade is pastede on, yay!
-That's my head, hor!
by megAn September 5, 2004
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what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.
that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.
by megAn August 13, 2004
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