me old fruity's definitions

ken kaniff

apparently he's from conneticut, and somewhat closet homosexual. Eminem mentions him in several songs and skits.
ken seems to have a love/hate relationship with eminem.

there are rumours that he is in fact a real person who has an album titled 'the ken kaniff show', but details are sketchy.

'this is ken kaniff from the internet, tryna' lure your kids, into bed with him'
'guess who's back, back again, ken is back, tell some men, rub my back, rub my back, rub my back...'
'you want me to lick your ass, *eminem*?'

by me old fruity June 11, 2006

J-Kwon

whack-ass rapper from the dirrrrty south, famous for his song 'tipsy', can't pronouce words properly, aka 'chingy's retarded younger sibling'

J-Kwon: you dunt curr ima p.i.m.p!
translation 'you don't care that i'm a pimp'

by me old fruity July 31, 2006

muppet show

a group of morons in close proximity, behaving as morons do. the muppet show can often be seen at said morons natural habitats, such as:

1. chav infested shopping centres on saturdays
2. 'up town' on a friday night outside a nightclub
3. political gathrings, especially if George W Bush is in the vacinity (though he is by no means the only culprit, just the biggest.)

person a: why has that lad got bounced from a nightclub for being blatantly underage, staggered into the road swearing, flashed his arse at the police and got arrested whilst his fat girlfriend screams and hammers the riot van with her fists?

person b: the muppet show must be in town.

by me old fruity January 4, 2007

harajuku girl

Gwen Stefani's creepy little Japanese pets. The ones that throw on all the outfits they own at once.

'i'll get me 4 harajuku girls too, uh huh'-rich girl

by me old fruity August 21, 2005

Up the Bum

anal sex, and the prelude to an amusing rhyme which kids at school write on each others textbooks to get their friends in trouble:

up the bum, no harm done!

additions:
with a thumb, twice as fun!
with ya mum, watch me cum!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity September 20, 2005

ring sting

what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. It burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.

'aw man, i wish i hadn't had that vindaloo last night. I have an acute case of ring sting, and i've been sitting on this toilet for an hour'

by me old fruity September 25, 2005