Bassoon

The world's coolest instrument. Sounds like a dying duck fart, unless you know how to play. Which I do, so boo-yah. Also, as I've been told many many many many times, it looks like a bong. OK, I get it, move on with your life already.

Random Guy: Hehe... did you know your instrument looks like a bong?

Me: yes, the past 5 people to walk past have said that. But that still doesn't mean you can put drugs in it, you disrespectful bassoon killer.

by Me April 20, 2005

zombiesour

the essence of pure and uninterrupted beauty, like the meadows of heaven.

i am soooooo hot and have cute sexy eyes

by me March 15, 2004

scratchmoded

a follow up to faced on a real good insult

Your mom is a whore who gives good bobo to everyone...ooooo faced... scratchmoded

by me May 09, 2004

F-P-D

Fattty Pimpin Daddy

F-P-D is cool

by me August 03, 2003

level 27

clothing line designed by billy martin.....<3<3 i love him

wow, that level 27 shirt you are wearing is really cool. Didn't billy martin design that? hes soooo talented!

by me May 27, 2003

filch

To nick, or steal, something.

"That dirty little kid filched five pasties from me pantry last week!"

by Me November 06, 2002

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003