me 's definitions

Spades

Spades is another word for mack or hitting on. In other words, when you try and hit on a person for sex or their number.

'Oh there goes Jerry trying to spade that chick again, I wonder if he'll get her into bed.'

by Me March 24, 2003

masonry

A form of something put in a mason jar.
See "Mason Jar"

John:OMG yesterday i put masonry in my mason jar!
Jill: OMG me too!
John: wtf? wats mason jar?
Jill: Go look it up u asshole wtf do i look like? a whore?

by Me November 20, 2004

penis

one eyed monster

that man has a big one eyed monster

by me August 12, 2003

crying

what im doing right now

i miss him sooooooo much

by me April 29, 2005

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

bearded clam

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

by me March 24, 2003

P-Ville

The place in northern Cali where the redneck conservatives live. Between Tahoe and Sac-Town

P-ville ruined my life

by me May 13, 2005