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v. 1. To walk like a disabled pigeon, with a hatred towards life.
2. A chain-smoker who enjoys sexual gratification from a plump camel toe, while holding a mountain dew.
3. Any combination of the above.
Dude, did your girlfriend just light-up and drink mountain dew from a used condom? Now that's smoke scrump dew!
by Me March 24, 2005
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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