me's definitions

dink

Another word for drink.

You foo's feel like dinking later?

by me March 24, 2003

knurd

TO GET DRUNK!!!!!!! WOOO HOOOOO (a shitty code name for drunk.....)

dude i want to knurd tonight so badly

by me February 14, 2003

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

spoon

an idiot,a loser
jimmy made it up at school

If you dive in the shallow end of a pool, your'e a spoon!
or "dont dive into shallow water you spoon"

by Me January 13, 2005

toss

Its not pronounced 'tuh - ah - es' you dingbat!

Toh - ss

by Me May 10, 2003

cankle

Where the calf and ankle merge to become one large stalk and takes on a tree-trunkish appearance

I have cankle sores.

by me November 14, 2003

bunkin

the jelly roll that flops over a fat girls belt when she sits down. belly button must be exposed.

reggie: "aye mane i'm bout to go holla at shawty over dere" ronald "nah dawg... she got a bunkin!"
reggie: "pussy's pussy"

by me March 21, 2005