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ugly and/or skanky female, commonly found in locations such as the Mall, waring track pants and too-big mens hoodies. Often (read always) smokes, and is apt to get pregnant at age 16.
by me September 26, 2004
The hottest, most sexiest character ever created for TV... thatk u Joss Whedon.
Did I mention this hotty is a vampire... with a soul.... that he earned... unlike bloddy stupid angel whose hair ges straight up... and therefore deserved to shanshu instead of Angel... who I might add was CURSED with his soul... can LOSE it if he sleeps with his true love... and was an asshole before he was turned.
Did I mention this hotty is a vampire... with a soul.... that he earned... unlike bloddy stupid angel whose hair ges straight up... and therefore deserved to shanshu instead of Angel... who I might add was CURSED with his soul... can LOSE it if he sleeps with his true love... and was an asshole before he was turned.
But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... (softly) Every night I save you.
by me April 26, 2004
1.a dude surgicly turned to a woman
2.dragqueen
3.a guy crossdressing as a woman
4.chick with a dick
5.a lady who has characteristics as a man (voice, bulge, face)
6.an "it"
2.dragqueen
3.a guy crossdressing as a woman
4.chick with a dick
5.a lady who has characteristics as a man (voice, bulge, face)
6.an "it"
1.dude, i had this blind date, and i didn't find out she was a malewoman til it f***ed me!
2.those hookers at the corner are really malewomen!!
3.i dared my friend to be a malewoman for a day
4.eww! get that malewoman away from me!
5.my teacher really seems like a malewoman
6.there's a whole neighborhood of malewomen a few blocks down. they f*** each other!
2.those hookers at the corner are really malewomen!!
3.i dared my friend to be a malewoman for a day
4.eww! get that malewoman away from me!
5.my teacher really seems like a malewoman
6.there's a whole neighborhood of malewomen a few blocks down. they f*** each other!
by me January 16, 2005
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by me April 5, 2005
1) A fictional illness referenced in the Weebl and Bob toons.
Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.
2) An insult derived from the above definition.
Symptoms include the swelling of the flesh around the eyes until sight is impaired and the upper half of the face resembles the buttocks. Short bursts of sight can be achieved by altering the pressure behind the eyes, but the escaping air can also cause the sufferer to emit a fart-like sound from their face. Attempting to achieve this too often results in a spray of 'eye-poo'; possibly a foul-smelling pus similar to diarrhoea.
2) An insult derived from the above definition.
1) "Sam got punched in the face last night - he looks like he caught the Bumeyes!"
2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
2) "You suck."
"Well, you got the Bumeyes, so ner!"
by me December 18, 2007