766 definitions by me

bajillion

1000 jillion

Timmy has 4 bajillion dumb stories

by me August 26, 2003

sock puppet

a dildo that is kept in a sock inbetween uses

Jane took out her sock puppet and used it to pleasure herself in ways her boyfriend's cock cant

by me February 7, 2005

chicken

something men like to choke

Bob choked his chicken and cum shot all over

by me June 13, 2004

Cornwall

A county in England that is full of patriotic wankers who think Cornwall should be its own country. Renowned for beating up tourists and stupid accents.

Oh no, I stepped in Cornwall, that will take weeks to clean off!

by me February 10, 2005

candy flipper

One who rolls on ecstasy and then drops acid right after.

She is a candy flipper.

by me May 4, 2004

bellend

The head of a penis

I'd love to give Rachel Stevens one hell of a bellending

by me December 15, 2003

Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

by me February 17, 2004