me's definitions

shubaba

Shubaba means cock head.

You are suck a shubaba.

by Me June 27, 2004

Gun Kata

Throught analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights.The cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element.The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon.each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone.Inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents.While keeping the defendant clear of the statistical traditional trajectories of return fire.By the masters of this art your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%.The difference of a 63% increased lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.

The guns becomes part of the body

by Me February 16, 2004

grangela

a beautiful combination of perfection and more perfection wrapped into one. The only thing beastly about it is that nothing can bring grangela down!

OMG! It's grangela! Let's throw our bodies over the patch of mud so that grangela does not have to dirty her super-cool flip flops!

by me June 3, 2004

Penile Dementia

A psychological phenomenon that occurs when a male of the human species witnesses a gorgeously endowed female, and procedes to lose the ability to concentrate or focus on anything except her:

1. Tits
2. Ass
3. Legs
4. Tits
5. Face

In the case of Arkansas natives, may produce confusion about the definition of adultery, and lack of ability to use the word "is"

Man 1:Im sorry, what were we talking about? That blond chick that just walked by..

Man 2: With the knockers? Seems like you just had a case of penile dementia, my friend!

Man 1: Yeah, good thing we are at a titty bar. Lapdances are on me!

by Me February 26, 2003

fbnd

fuckable but not datable. someone considered to be one night stand material

oh that becky chick is fbnd, mainly due to her annoying personality

by me September 1, 2008

bitch flash

when a girl is being a bitch.

Helen read the definitions of 'bitch flash' and wondered who wrote them.

by ME January 13, 2007

Omarosa

Contestant on the hit TV show "The Apprentice" who played too many cards and got Trumped.

If you act like Omarosa while on the clock, don't expect being called "Employee of the Month" anytime soon.

by me April 12, 2004