me's definitions

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

crotch stretch

1.a stretch of the crotch/groin area done by pulling one's bent leg up behind one's head in a sort of turned out scorpion
2.an evil, perverted, ploy by a certain ballet teacher to have a chance to stare at a dancer's crotch area

1."Dancers don't look in the mirror it's a crotch stretch."

by me April 13, 2003

Anarchism

Perfect state of humanity where if you want something, take it; Every man for himself, no taxes, nobody tells you what to do; Iraq

mob rule

by me April 18, 2003

nez perce

a native american tribe in idaho

the nez perce tribe is awesome

by me February 16, 2005

Commando

the best arnold movie

let off some steam, bennet

by me May 20, 2004

smart transfer

An Oxy moron. How could it be smart to transfer a customer of yours to a sales person who will likely sign them up for something that they did not want, need, or agree to sign up for.

I am going to smart transfer this old lady so she'll get slammed into signing up for a credit monitoring program for hundreds of dollars more than it's worth.

by me July 11, 2004

DogPound

where your dad met your mom
also a group of asian girls that look like dogs

Your mom is so ugly, your dad met her at the dogpound.

by me February 27, 2003