mave73's definitions

facebookcentric

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.

On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.

by mave73 February 20, 2009

Pet Shitter

Person paid to take pets out just for "physiologic functions" trip to park when you are not around.

Dude: Oh.. Finally I'm gonna take some weekend off.
Dude's friend: What about your dog?
Dude: it's been taken care of. I've got Pet Shitter service booked already.
Dude's Friend: Everything's all right then.

synonyms: dog shitter

by mave73 January 24, 2009

B-Force

Natural gravity-like phenomenon by which female breasts attract male eyes.

When I saw Sandra after her boob job I definitely felt she had a lot more B-Force.

by mave73 December 9, 2008

Flickrgenic

Flickrgenic is who always looks attractive in photographs posted on Flickr or other social networks.

Dude look at this gal! She sure does look Flickrgenic!

by mave73 October 25, 2008

obamation

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"

He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!

by mave73 October 22, 2008

Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

by mave73 October 9, 2008

lowcost dating

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more lowcost dating from now on.
lowcost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

by mave73 May 20, 2008