mattyboyee's definitions

ashanti

A true african goddess, a hottie, bang material. Has a nice voice, but is certainly overrated. A real Wiva... wanna be diva

Ashanti may have side burns, but she's still hot and looks better than anything you've ever gotten for free or paid for.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

bowl clogger

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.

I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

crab salad

Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.

The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

jodge

Slang term for penis started in the south-wester US.

I bludgened her about the ass, neck, and genitalia with my hot beefy jodge.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam shack

Slang term for brothel. word brothel word whorehouse

Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003