Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Areola or tissue around the nipple of gargantuan proportions, see silver dollars. Not to be confused with flap-jack tits which is a natural phenomenon of pendulous and flabby tits looking like 5 pounds of shit in a ten pound bag see hangers..
That bitch was fine, but her pancake nipples are fucking nasty! Her pancake nipples resembled parabolic satellite dishes.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
The cotton drain plug used to block the red tides from washing up onto the cunnilingual shores of the clitoral and labial beaches. The little white bullet that goes into the barrel of the baby cannon. The licker's quicker picker upper. Stops the aquisition of redwings; a term coined for the plasma mustache begotten from chowing the putang of a girl on the rag. Riding the cotton pony.
Did you see that chick's g-string? Yeah that's not the only string I saw. She must be wearing a cunt bullet. Rip tide fellas!!
by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006
A creature with very large breasts. Funbags galore, not to be mistaken with the reptilian bretheren Godzilla. Tig ole bitties, a rare rack that is ever so boner inspiring. Takes you back to the olden days of breast feeding. A term used amongst breast men. Careful use of the word in the presence of a Jugzilla since it may make them quite cantankerous when seen in the wild or in captivity.
by Mattyboyee September 03, 2005
by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Loo Lipton or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Loo Lipton, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee February 19, 2009
The dark brown delight launched from one's corn eye during a diarrhea explosion. Mad squirts that turn the formerly clear toilet water brown. In New England if you have the shits it's known as the Boston Tea Party. Toilet Tetley or Bowl Tea can often be spotted in public restrooms such as Gas Stations, Truck Stops, Waffle Houses, IHOPs and Denny's. Unflushed Toilet Tetly and the tea bags Ass Paper TP, etc. make for an uninviting bowl. Undoubtedly caused by crappy food from an even crappier restaurant by a real douche that doesn't know how to flush.
I went to use the shitter, but somebody left some Toilet Tetley, an always wonderful surprise. Assholes need to learn how to flush.
by Mattyboyee February 18, 2009