The cotton drain plug used to block the red tides from washing up onto the cunnilingual shores of the clitoral and labial beaches. The little white bullet that goes into the barrel of the baby cannon. The licker's quicker picker upper. Stops the aquisition of redwings; a term coined for the plasma mustache begotten from chowing the putang of a girl on the rag. Riding the cotton pony.
Did you see that chick's g-string? Yeah that's not the only string I saw. She must be wearing a cunt bullet. Rip tide fellas!!
by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006
Drinking game stunt when after everyone is naked typically from strip poker or strip quarters.
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
Step one: Remove cap from a cold long neck beer..
Step two: Apply thumb to opening of bottle and shake vigorously.
Step three: In one fail swoop insert thumb covered end of volatile tastey beverage into participants vagina...
Step four: When the baby chute is full of the golden nectar shove face between legs of female making sure to guzzle the beer from the cooch.
Optional: Hold your breath for a bigger buzz as you thrash the girls clit for being a good sport. If you can make her cum before you pass out you're a FUCKING GOD amongst muffin mackers...
Remember to drink responsibly, makes sure you don't spill a drop of beer (alcohol abuse) or penalties will ensue...
CHEERS!
We got trashed last night! when the body shots got boring, me and the bros had baby chute beer bongs from these gracious chicks. Good times!
by mattyboyee November 07, 2008
A true african goddess, a hottie, bang material. Has a nice voice, but is certainly overrated. A real Wiva... wanna be diva
Ashanti may have side burns, but she's still hot and looks better than anything you've ever gotten for free or paid for.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
Hot ass chick that wears glasses. Usually defined as a woman that bears a hint of innocence to her look, but is without a doubt hotter than "MAGMA"
by Mattyboyee June 02, 2003
Hey let's go to Costa Rica and hit the clam shacks. Buy lots of rubbers. Don't drink the water or eat the crab salad.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003
a.k.a. STF... Sinatra that fuck came from a Jerky Boys skit. Used to describe your unwillingness to listen to or the disappointment felt whilst hearing a Frank Sinatra song.
The wife and I ate at the Olive Garden last night. The food was good, but Jesus skydiving Christ the music sucks, they played Sinatra that fuck 4-5 songs in a row. Good food, shitty music!
by mattyboyee November 24, 2008
Chowing the pootang of a dirty slut with crabs. Lice in the snatch. Crotch critter cafe. Eating at Smells diner. Varment in the cock compartment.
The unsuspecting cunilinguist tossed the whore's crab salad and thought the pests in his teeth was crushed pepper from dinner.
by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003