mattyboyee's definitions

abu

1. Ass Blow Up - A rumbling prelude to a Boston Tea Party in the toilet felt in the lower intestinal region.

2. Ass Blew Up - The past tense of a poopy time explosion such as seen with explosive bull ass syndrome.

3. Ass Blowing Up - The physical act of blowing a watery diarrhea blast out of your ass.

I had Hungry Howies for dinner last night and it gave me a bad case of ABU. It's more like Hungry Blowies. A real dis-ASSter.

by Mattyboyee July 1, 2007

bowl clogger

A montrous defication of explosive bull ass proportions that binds the bowl up and prevents flushing. Not to be confused with a bowl cracker which is a dense and solid shit that fractures the porcelain.

I had to call roto-rooter again because I launched another bowl clogger.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

BFP

Big Fat Pussy. A muff, vulva, baby chute, snatch, muffin, cooch, cunt of large and bulbous proportions especially when seen from the view of the "uprights" or performing cunnalingus. A mountainous muffin with large and juicy lips that shoots waterfall amounts of juice at you when stimulated properly.

I went down on this chick the other day with a massive BFP. It was almost scary! I felt like a surfer off the coast of Australia riding wave in a 100 year storm.

by Mattyboyee June 27, 2007

forties and blunt

African American party favors consisting of 40 ounce Olde English beer bottles typically wrapped in a brown paper bag and a giant trumpet like marijuana cigar for only the best of trippy highs.

Yo dawg, it's all good! I gots my forties and blunt cruisin down da screet in my impala sippin' forties, smokin' blunts clockin' slizuts and tappin' kizunts.

by Mattyboyee June 3, 2003

ashanti

A true african goddess, a hottie, bang material. Has a nice voice, but is certainly overrated. A real Wiva... wanna be diva

Ashanti may have side burns, but she's still hot and looks better than anything you've ever gotten for free or paid for.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Orificetra

A flatulently melodic group of people creating music with their orifices. The most impressive pieces of music are created by the corn eye by drinking brews and having eggs for breakfast. Nothing is more potent than beer farts combined with the forces of egg farts. Use of a clothespin or gas mask may be necessary when enduring a live performance of an orificetra.

All us back in Geek Squad had mad swamp ass from that air conditioner being broken and gas from drinkin beer the night before, we were all tooting from our fart boxes creating music as an Orificetra. We played the brown note sonata which was finished by a solo from the Schocker in high notes from his well tuned corn flute.

by Mattyboyee January 8, 2008

Jugzilla

A creature with very large breasts. Funbags galore, not to be mistaken with the reptilian bretheren Godzilla. Tig ole bitties, a rare rack that is ever so boner inspiring. Takes you back to the olden days of breast feeding. A term used amongst breast men. Careful use of the word in the presence of a Jugzilla since it may make them quite cantankerous when seen in the wild or in captivity.

Holy Jugzilla Batman, that woman has the most enormous set of lactose launchers I've ever seen!!!

by Mattyboyee September 3, 2005