mattyboyee's definitions

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam chowder

Term describing cheese like funk found about the labia (pussy lips) and vulva (pussy) of a chick a.k.a. campbell crotch... not mm mm good...

I was about to lick that shit until I saw she had a bad case of clam chowder.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

milking the cobra

The unaired episode of Animal Planet featuring a well hung man squeezing the white venom out of his pet pocket cobra. A term usually defining the process of stimulating a cobra's fangs to produce venom in the hope of deriving an anti-venum. Milking the cobra aside from reptiles and solo wanking can also be achieved with a partner preferably with the opposite sex, but to each their own.

Last night I blinded me Julie when she was milking the cobra. He was angry and spat in her eye. She is in guarded, but stable condition.

by Mattyboyee February 14, 2006

Rackenstein

A girl with a gifted set of mammarical specimens. A chick with titanic tits, Giant Jugs, Mammoth Milkies, Bodacious Breastasies, Humongous Hooters, Colossal Colostrum Shooters, Gargantuan gazongas, Massive Melons, Fantastic Funbags, etc.

Check out Rackenstein... yeah should could put an eye out with those...

by Mattyboyee September 3, 2005

sadie rotten crotch

Term used to describe the state of crotch chafing. Abrasions on thighs and groin caused by sand from a beach, rough clothing material, and fat legs on a long walk. Not unlike sand in the vagina or grit-nuts and sandpaper crack.

Dude, I've got the worse case of sadie rotten crotch, I'm walkin' like I just got off of cross country horse-back ride.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

lincoln logs

Term used to describe the act of shitting small loaflets or mini fecal logs that crisscross in the bowl to form a log cabin underwater like the lincoln log toy set we used to have as kids.

I shat licoln logs again, must be them damned pretzels.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

Sinatra that Fuck

a.k.a. STF... Sinatra that fuck came from a Jerky Boys skit. Used to describe your unwillingness to listen to or the disappointment felt whilst hearing a Frank Sinatra song.

The wife and I ate at the Olive Garden last night. The food was good, but Jesus skydiving Christ the music sucks, they played Sinatra that fuck 4-5 songs in a row. Good food, shitty music!

by mattyboyee April 4, 2009