Jskie

A long, wet fart. Especially in a public situation.

Man, did someone just do a Jskie?

by Matthew April 12, 2005

jlf

Acronym for "Just Lo Fi" of a band/team of loosely affilated writers whose works can be found at www.justlofi.com. Used to refer in passing or as a verb to refer to the website.

"JLF yourself!" or "Did you see the JLF show?"

by matthew September 28, 2004

Spit Trail

A line of saliva connection mouth to penis, usually after a sloppy blowjob.

When Jessalyn's lips left my cock, her saliva formed a sweet spit trail.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

Deliver us from Eva

I would NOT want to date or be anywhere NEAR a woman with Eva's character because she is a serious bitch.

Now I know why the movie was called "Deliver Us from Eva", because the bitch is evil incarnate.

by Matthew July 15, 2003

dosed

Tripping on LSD

I was really dosed after eating those gel-tabs.

by Matthew January 20, 2004

ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 03, 2004

bu

Derived from the Indonesian word "ibu" used to describe a woman or house wife, shortened in Indonesian to "bu" in intimate relationships. In English "bu" is used by a male to describe his girlfriend or significant other.

Bu, can you get a Mountain Dew out of the refridgerator for me?

by Matthew October 17, 2004