mechaphiliac

Someone who derives pleasure from sexual acts with mechanical objects. Such as robots and VHS players.

It looks like Matt gave this VHS player a mexican avalanche. What a mechaphiliac!

by Matt July 07, 2003

rj

short for Rim job

so what if i didn't wipe, give me an rj!

by matt January 08, 2004

politics

The fastest way to piss off anybody and make enemies.

See Republican vs. Democrat.

by Matt June 25, 2004

monter

Means Monster, but Sparks can't spell for shit

"lockness monter from"

by Matt April 03, 2005

Shocks

1.Huge tits, with lots of clevage.
2.Lots of plastic in them tits.

Damn, shes got some nice shocks

by matt November 29, 2004

dogs eggs

a steaming pile of turd. a nest of fire snakes

excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs

by Matt February 29, 2004

thwapt

The sound an arrow makes after impaling an Ogre through the genitals.

"Dude I RULE at Warcraft! Eat thwapt!"

by matt October 22, 2003