matt's definitions

The Doors of Perception

Actually a quote from one of William Blake's poems. And where Jim had the idea for the name the Doors.

Jim Morrison is a God....forever 27

by Matt January 6, 2005

Sims 2

A game so addicting that some people forget that THEY are the real ones and the Sims are fake.

Person 1: What are you doing?
Person 2: I'm watching my Sim watch TV.
Person 3: What are YOU doing?
Person 2: I'm watching him watch his Sim watch TV.

by Matt January 18, 2005

Cum Blaster

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face

i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her

by Matt September 23, 2003

hyper on haribo

to get high on weed. Kids generally get hyper by eating haribo sweets, but people use the expression for a slightly more sinister activity too!

We all went round Josh's house and got hyper on haribo.

by Matt September 25, 2004

Aetherializor

almost as lame as outwar

I was unsure, but I chose the aetherializor over outwar.

by matt August 26, 2003

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

skate

to use a skateboard or inline blades

man, skating (skateboarding) is fucking fun!!!!

rollerblades are for fags - ill mitch from www.illmitch.com

by matt June 12, 2004