carnal knowledge

Knowledge of sex etc. from a young age.

you went on a date when u were 12? thats carnal knowledge

by Matt March 11, 2004

Zong

A bong with its tube in the shape of a Z

Thats a phatty zong dude

by matt November 15, 2002

Paul Haggis

A hack that writes sentimental, derivative tripe. He is also a scientologist, giving him credibility on the order of that given to Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, and John Travolta.

The Black Donnellys, a new television drama on NBC, is crap, and by association, so is Paul Haggis.

by Matt March 13, 2007

sprinted

to be screwed over by a car by a car

my car sprinted me i think the engine is toast

by matt May 15, 2003

Rump-thumper

An idiotic person, often a homosexual.

Valentine is such a rump-thumper!

by Matt October 27, 2003

Cardboard-Box

N. Device used for stealth in MGS. More then often doesn't work.

Hugh? A strangely placed box. I shall inspect. "!" H.Q. WE HAVE AN INTRUDER!
|ALERT! 99.99|

by Matt August 15, 2005

A Safety

The condom stored in a wallet in case, there is an unexpected chance of getting laid

Hey you gonna nail her tonight?
IDK, i have a safety though so we'll see
Good luck man
I used my safety last night
Can i get a condom out of your pack?
Yea dude, you always gotta have a safety

by Matt December 30, 2007