matt's definitions

swish

Swish is this old dirty, shitty tasting homemade liquor that you can barely get into you.

But my fuck does swish ever get you some drunk.

by matt November 28, 2005

mexiflip

A Mexican-Filipino person.

Blake's such a mexiflip! He makes punset burritos.

by Matt January 27, 2004

trans am

One of the American sports cars that is compensation for having a small penis.

See also corvette, viper, and huge ass pickup truck.

by Matt May 28, 2005

The Sounds

A very kick ass band from Sweden. They mix rock with new wave, and their singer is damn hot.

Maja Ivarsson, vocals
Felix Rodriguez, guitars
Johan Bengtsson, bass
Jesper Anderberg, syntheseizers
Fredrik Nilsson, drums

by Matt April 14, 2004

tons-o-fun

A quantitative measurement of fun dealing with an amount of fun that is over 2000 pounds or more. Usually used sarcastically.

I told Megan that talking to Doug and Josh sounded like tons-o-fun.

by Matt March 9, 2005

Equilibrium

A great action movie starring Christian Bale, and featuring the highest on-screen body count of any film (non-war).

Even more than Hard Boiled.

by matt November 3, 2004

sushisex

sushi sex

i want sushi sex now!

by matt December 23, 2003