matt's definitions

Miskeen

To fuck around on someone or something
or
In the act of doing nasty or stupid things

Yo that girl shes very miskeen cuz she always sleeping around

When you didnt show up for your shift u were very miskeen

by Matt March 5, 2005

18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.

Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

by Matt May 13, 2006

urban dictionary bugs

people who are puttin there own opions on this site

George Bush.

by Matt November 1, 2006

townie

The best time to get them is when they are on their own, you may have noticed that one townie will look at the floor when they pass u and ure mates, this is the best time to get ure own back. They r just stupid pussies with nothing betta to do than hang around town in gangs waiting for a single non-townie to walk past, (they usually only attack when ure on your own) then they will follow the poor unsuspecting person and beat them up 4 no reason. Townies = Shit.. especially JaSoN

"Fukkin innit mate, did u c da blazin squad on pop hits last nite? They hav phat tunes, fukkin innit." "Fuk yea, hey look theres sum kid on his own, lets go beat him shitless!" "Fukkin bitchin idea fukkin innit"

by matt January 23, 2004

Nasophilia

Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.

sucking da eye > playing the pink obeo

by matt November 28, 2003

Republican Logic

A mythology often alluded to by the rich.
see: oxymoron

Fred thought his political views were in line with Republican logic, then he realized he was just an ass.

by Matt June 9, 2005

Versace

Italian clothes designed by Gianni and Donatella Versace. Clothing that makes you fell very very sexy. Versus,Versace,Jeans,Beauty,Home,Classic, and Young ( Five collections).

I put my Versace dress and my tits went up my ass went out and stomach went in, and i was ready to fuck the next person that it attracted me to.

by Matt August 24, 2004