support

a jockstrap, an atheletic supporter. Serves as a device for the protection of the genitals

Matt put the support on his crotchal area

by matt May 24, 2004

aquafina

A word that, in the language of love, means, "The blood that runs through my veins is love for you". It may only be used by two people who are completely and utterly in love with each other and intend on spending the rest of their lives together.

Female: I have to go to work now.
Male: Ok, aquafina.
Female: Aquafina, honey.

by Matt June 18, 2006

where the sun don't shine

The human anus.

I kicked him where the sun don't shine.

by matt February 15, 2004

Chevy

The only American made pickup truck with a heated tailgate *this way your friends' hands dont get cold when they push you in the snow*

"Wow mike look at those failures, they drive a chevy"
"yeah bob, i'm glad i dont have to push your FORD like that"

by Matt November 23, 2004

shabala

Originating in the Ohio Farm Town of Mount Vernon a random individual refered to as "Shmonkle" coined the term "Shabala". It was random as hell but everyone agreed it totally kicked ass.

*yawn* Shabala.... shabala

by matt August 31, 2004

Pie Goddess

A female master of all things pie-related, whether it be the creation of, or consumption of pies.

"Nicole is an amazing blonde Pie Goddess"

by Matt December 09, 2003

bent

Yo when you drunk as shit.

Lat night wen we got dose hos i was bent.

by Matt January 06, 2005