matt's definitions

wiffleberry

a piece of shit the size of a wiffle ball hanging out of someones ass

wiffleberries are not a fruit!!!

by Matt April 11, 2003

floyd smith

one half of the ambigously gay duo

brandon

by matt October 16, 2003

Smell me

Understanding where a person is coming from, another way of saying the slang phrase "You feel me?"

Leon: I be all peaceful most of the time. You smell me?
Kevin: Yo I smell ya

by matt October 1, 2002

turbo

deftly cramming ones thumb up an unsuspecting person's ass (usually though the trousers) causing them to leap up or forward in 'turbo' mode.

by matt April 17, 2003

shmacky

A general gumby, a real doofus, one who has just displayed extremely limited talent at a task. Generally only used directed at the gumby/doofus immediately after such display. Origins from Australia.

'Oh dear, it appears I have poured piping hot gravy all over myself.'
'Way to go, you shmacky.'

'Oh man, I just found out my girlfriend was a man.'
'Nice one, shmacky.'

by Matt August 25, 2004

alopafiah

A Lot Of People Are F***ing Idiots And AssHoles

Used in connection to lamers and posters and others who try to post hateful or stupid things on the incorrect forum or the incorrect time or in the wrong context.

P1:*Posts name as a stupid/hateful defintion*
P2:*Posts hateful slur a stupid/hateful definition*
P3:*Posts gibberish as gibberish or stupid/hateful definition*
Reader: ALOPAFIAH!

by Matt December 30, 2004

Gill

Form of currency in the Final Fantasy world. Used in exchange for goods and serveices.

Shop Keeper: That'll be 250 Gill

Homeless Man: Will dance for Gill

by Matt February 19, 2005