Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.

The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"

by Matt September 01, 2004

puertoitaleinideish

A child whos parents come from the nationalities of the following: Puerto Rican, Italian, Native American, and Irish. This is for breeding purposes only to make the best babies possible.

Matt and Danielle have intertwined their DNA to have puertoitaleindeish children

by Matt January 08, 2004

Frickitard

And early form of fucktard, used when one does not wish to swear.

That 6th grader is such a frickitard; he screams everything in a high pitch screech!

by Matt March 12, 2004

h4x0rz

comes from the 1337 word h4x, mean one who can or does h4x.

"You are a ub3r h4x0rz."

by matt January 12, 2003

roflmfaowrotflmfaosm

rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off while rolling on the floor laughing my f'ing ass off some more.

Matt: ROFLMFAOWROTFLMFAOSM!
Phil: Those poor, poor indians...

by Matt December 30, 2004

Tooth Herpes

Slang for any sores in the mouth or teeth.

My mouth is killing me, I must've gotten tooth herpes.

by Matt September 25, 2004

do-me spikes

(n.) Tall spikes on a pair of women's shoes which may be gripped durring the act of sex

COMPARE: Fuck me boots

While I was fucking her I grabbed onto her do-me spikes.

by Matt March 27, 2005