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Marine Corps

A group of high school dropouts that desperately wants to be like the infantry. Organization and organic weapon systems suited for a shock force only; the marine corps is commonly used as a conventional infantry force and subsequently manages to take more casulties than their infantry counterparts. Marines are too arogant to be called "soldiers" and too stupid to take cover when a fire-fight starts.
When you need a force of unintelligent drones, ready to take an objective by sustaining tremendous casulties, thus depleting the enemies ammunition, send in the marine corps. When you want an objective destroyed by overwhelming firepower, superior tactics, a feat of combined arms mastery, staying power, and the flexability to perform a variety of missions.....send in the Army!!!
by Matt March 28, 2005
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Cluster Fuck

The I-Pass lanes on the Illinois Tollway
Since they are raising the tolls for those that don't use I-Pass, the I-Pass lanes are one big cluster fuck.
by Matt December 7, 2004
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hyundai

Korean mechanical company founded in 1971 which, aside from cars, makes TVs, ships, boat motors, computer screens and other miscellaneous computer parts, some heavy machinery, agricultural machines, and some other stuff. However, most of the products beside their cars, computer parts, and some TVs will stay in Korea.

Hyundai cars are known for having incredible fuel efficiency, but after the first 4 or 5 years the maintenance falls to shit and loses the performance it had just a few years earlier. This unfortunately causes these cars to have poor resale value. Having noticed this, the company started working harder on the cars, which are becoming more and more dependable with a longer life and are starting to maintain their value. (Similar story to Samsung, which is also a Korean company and now one of the largest electronic companies in the world)
The Hyundai Shipyard and Port is the largest in the world and can be clearly seen from space.
by Matt July 15, 2008
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flax

n. A promising upcoming caucasian rapper who is about to burst onto the scene.
n. Man Flax's rhymes are sick!
by Matt March 6, 2005
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alpha

The best. A state of awesomeness or something that is the most awesome.
Dude! That weed was ALPHA!
by matt October 16, 2004
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Lavos

The final boss in Chrono Trigger. Looks like a porcupine with a large frontal vagina.
by Matt June 29, 2004
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pos

It means Parrent over sholder... Idiot...
POS! POS! Stfu POS! POS!
by Matt March 25, 2005
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