matt's definitions

asdf

Used when an appropriate title cannot be ascertained. Or: In the subject bar of an email when no title is deemed worthy.

asdfghjkl;'

by Matt June 13, 2002

padoosh

The word to describe a young boy named Austin, that was on Barney. It also means to ejaculate out your rectum

Austin your such a padoosh

by Matt November 29, 2004

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt April 19, 2006

Derail your corntrain

An expression used to describe someone trying to fuck you in the ass, whether physically, personally or financially.

The car salesman was trying to sell me an air conditioned glove box, extended warranty and undercoating. I said hey buddy, "Stop trying to derail my corntrain"

by Matt September 1, 2004

RPG

Commonly known to serious gamers as "Role playing game" where you play as a made up character or team to achieve a goal

(final fantasy is the best)

Dan bought his RPG

Guy: YO whos the char in that game?
dude: a rabbit!!

by matt March 1, 2005

port vale f.c

Currently playing in a high division when you consider their inept ability to actually the sport of Football. Also known as Port Fail because of their fantastically pathetic record in football.

Port Fail have never won a major trophy

by matt November 11, 2004

kicks

another term for shoes or sneakres.

I like your new "kicks".

by Matt November 7, 2003