matt's definitions

Lilac

A very beautiful flower, and coincidentaly the favorite flower to the most beautiful women in the world.

Jamie loves lilacs. They smell almost as good as she does

by Matt August 29, 2004

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 4, 2004

kev car

a car with modifications on it to make it look fast when it isnt. they are usualy about 15 to 10 years old and are driven mainly by gay, weak scallys who cant read and think they can beat up everyone cos they can drive and actually like dance music

some gay scallys were driving their kev car and it was so crap it fell apart

by matt July 2, 2003

violent femmes

an 80s rock band that played a very sex pistols style but paved the way for new generation punk rock

the violent femmes wrote "blister in the sun"

by matt November 24, 2003

Sneaky White Legalese

Advanced diction utilized by white persons when engaged in a business transaction with minorities so as to gain a material advantage in the deal or transaction.

"In the event of a breach of contract dispute, both parties agree that Arbitration meetings will be held in Simi Valley!

Translation of said Sneaky White Legalese: We found the Rodney King Police Officers innocent of criminal charges, how confident do you minorities feel about winning this contract dispute?

by Matt September 25, 2007

QB

The borough of Queens in the city of New York. (Also BkB, for Brooklyn, the BX for the Bronx.)

Shoutin out from the QB.

by matt August 24, 2003

hoo hoos

off dude wheres my car,they're tits

dude,you just touched kristy boner's hoo hoos

by matt November 11, 2003