douche bag

A way to make fun of someone

Thayer is a douche bag

by Matt April 27, 2003

wangsta

50 Cent -

"Ja Rule, that is all I have to say."

Ja Rule

by matt February 13, 2003

smerff

To leave or pass out after a long night
or
To spill/drop things on yourself or others

Yo guy i gotta work tomorrow so i think im going to smerff

"Yo did u spill your drink?"
" Ya man I smerffed on myself"

by Matt March 06, 2005

cockmo

a Straight man, who has a homosexual penis

"Jenny really wants to fuck you, too bad you're a cockmo."

by Matt May 05, 2004

spigotry

spigotness, the quality of being a spigot. See spigot. Synonomous with fagotry.

Parents are the Lords of all Spigotry.

My car broke down, my girlfriend is cheating on me, and I'm getting fired from my job. This is complete spigotry.

by Matt December 04, 2003

Hasselbeck

Any act of masculinity that would leave men of ordinary testicular size quivering in fear like a little Chambers.

Dude, you chopped down that tree with your penis, that is quite Hasselbeck.

by Matt May 14, 2004

family guy

A horrible show that has no depth or character development what-so-ever. Most of the jokes are completely irrelevant as pointed out clearly in South Park (Cartoon Wars episode.) This show gets extremely annoying very quickly.

Kid 1: OMGZ I AM TEH COOLZ FAMILY GUY ROCKZ!
Kid 2: You really want attention don't you?

by matt June 18, 2006