matt's definitions

flax

n. A promising upcoming caucasian rapper who is about to burst onto the scene.

n. Man Flax's rhymes are sick!

by Matt March 6, 2005

hyundai

Korean mechanical company founded in 1971 which, aside from cars, makes TVs, ships, boat motors, computer screens and other miscellaneous computer parts, some heavy machinery, agricultural machines, and some other stuff. However, most of the products beside their cars, computer parts, and some TVs will stay in Korea.

Hyundai cars are known for having incredible fuel efficiency, but after the first 4 or 5 years the maintenance falls to shit and loses the performance it had just a few years earlier. This unfortunately causes these cars to have poor resale value. Having noticed this, the company started working harder on the cars, which are becoming more and more dependable with a longer life and are starting to maintain their value. (Similar story to Samsung, which is also a Korean company and now one of the largest electronic companies in the world)

The Hyundai Shipyard and Port is the largest in the world and can be clearly seen from space.

by Matt July 15, 2008

bombs over baghdad

The act of layin' some lovin on a fine lady.

Don't pull the thang out, unless you plan to bang. Don't even bang, unless you plan to hit somethang.

by matt February 9, 2004

the bends

1. the most badass radiohead CD ever created. its was their second and best

the bends kicks fucking ass

by matt August 6, 2004

cockfire

when yur fucking a girl that can no longer get wet, and the friction builds up so quick that yur dick and her puss become aflame

hey bitch look at my cockfire.
your dry puss has set my bush on fire, and it smells like shit!!

by matt March 11, 2005

Fo' shizzle ma nizzle

1. For Sure, My Nigga'. Commonly played out by snoop dog and other rap artists. Found Irefuetably aggravating for the southern , blue collared working class, white american.

Fo Shizzle Ma Nizzle, lez go smokkee some weedz

by matt June 8, 2004

plurt

The sound of which a penguin is said to make.

"Plurt!" said the penguin.

by Matt December 11, 2004