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A ghost penis is an invisble penis you can't feel. Every female has one, you just can't see it. You can look behind it though.
Can I see your ghost penis?
Why its invisble.
But i can see whats behind it. (pick up)


Ross has a ghost penis and i saw it today!(insult)

i have a ghost penis and a vagina!
by louiseandberyl February 11, 2009
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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ghosts of the past penises that you have been penetrated with
I tried to forget them but the ghost penises kept cumming back
by matemoscas May 27, 2016
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A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".
"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."
by phantomimposter March 07, 2013
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When one becomes very high they may suddenly feel the urge to put two random words together and act as if they make a thought.
Person 1: Dude I am so high!
Person 2: Oh really, good for you
Person 1: I know I love it...oh hey did you do that homework?
Person 2: Yeah, what homework do you need?
Person 1: GHOST PENIS!
by El Senor Cheeto October 25, 2004
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