jobnik

Israeli slang for a non-combatant soldier who serves his nation by doing secretarial work, clerking, counting inventory, or some other "job"-like function. Generally used with a hint of derision, as if the jobnik is lazier than a fighter.
Female form: jobnikit.
Plural form: jobnikim.
You want to be a jobnik? That's gonna be so boring, doing that for three years.
by MaSh92587 May 21, 2005
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sad truth

Most definitions for Israeli are hateful. Most definitions for Palestine show no political bias towards one side or the other.

The sad part… world governments are like that. Israel never says bad things, but all Arabs and Christians curse us for retaliating to suicide bombs on civilian targets
-9/11 was bad, but if it happened to ISraelis i wouldn't care!
-Dude, don;t be such an ignorant skinhead!
-Oh yeah, well… Jesus loves me.
-I doubt that.
by MaSh92587 August 09, 2004
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Greg the Bunny

1. A failed tv show about a world where humans and puppets (or, fabricated Americans) live together. They even can have sex with each other.
2. A bunny in that show who befriends a character played by Seth Green (gee, i wonder why it failed)
We can sing and dance, and we don't need pants, see we're just… like… you.
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work-safe

refers to an internet website. Something "work-safe" will not get you fired if your boss or coworker's see it on your browzer. porno or anything with images of nude people, for example, is definately not "work-safe"
FARM SLUTS ON ICE : not work-safe
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kabourophobia

Fear of crabs (the sea-creature, not the disease). From the Greek root kabouros, meaning crab, and phobos, meaning fear.
Kabourophobia makes going to aquariums or tide pools rather difficult.
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n'arlens

New Orleans as said by New Orleanders.
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kabourophobic

adj: Suffering from kabourophobia
n: One who suffers from kabourophobia
He's a severe kabourophobic. He even gets scared of pictures of crabs. And yet Mr. Krabs from Spongebob does nothing to him.
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