maroo's definitions

cera

the female triceratops in the children's movies "The Land Before Time"

"come on cera! we have to save chomper!"

by maroo September 15, 2008

jack lawrence

the bass player from the raconteurs, blanche, and the greenhornes. see little jack.

jack lawrence is my hero.

by maroo September 16, 2006

death to the pixies

the first, (and possibly best) pixies album.

i just got a new CD!

its called Death to the Pixies!

by maroo September 15, 2006

little jack

another name for Jack Lawrence, the bass player from Blanche and The Raconteurs. He's always wearing realy cool glasses, and is the shortest member of The Raconteurs.

Jack White, Brendan Benson, Patrick Keeler, and Little Jack make up the raconteurs.

by maroo September 15, 2006

todd barry

an extreamly good looking stand-up comedian.

STUFF HES DONE:

STAND UP ON TELEVISION
Late Show with David Letterman
Late Night with Conan O'Brien
Comedy Central Presents: Todd Barry - 1/2 hour special
Last Call with Carson Daly
Jimmy Kimmel Live
USO Comedy Tour - (Comedy Central)

ANIMATED TELEVISION
Dr. Katz, Professional Therapist - Todd, The Video Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force - Romulox
Space Ghost, Coast-To-Coast - guest
Shorties Watching Shorties
Hey Monie - Kazumi
Saddle Rash - Kitty the Kid
Home Movies - Clerk
O'Grady - Janitor, Dave, The Fly
Squidbillies - Dr. Bug
Lucy: The Daughter of the Devil - Ethan

OTHER TELEVISION
Wonder Showzen - Barold T. Mosely
Sesame Street - 7
Lucky Louie - Todd
Friar's Club Roast of Chevy Chase - roaster
Chappelle's Show - Paul
The Larry Sanders Show - Keith
Spin City - Doug
Sex and the City - Ordinary Guy
Contest Searchlight - himself
Tough Crowd With Colin Quinn - regular panelist
Sundance Film Festival Live - Co-host - (Sundance Channel, 1999)
Hot Off the Grill with Bobby Flay - (Food Network)

RADIO
The Howard Stern Show

FESTIVALS
Edinburgh Festival Fringe - Edinburgh, UK (2004)
Melbourne International Comedy Festival - Australia (2004)
Vancouver International Comedy Festival
Just for Laughs Festival - Montreal (1994, 2003, 2006)
Brighton Comedy Festival - Brighton, UK (2003)
Big Night of Comedy - Den Haag, NL (2003)
Cat Laughs Festival - Kilkenny, IRE (2001)
U.S. Comedy Arts Festival - Aspen (1998, 2000)
Chicago Comedy Festival (1999)

AWARDS
2003 IT STANDUP - Entertainment Weekly IT List
2003 Nightlife Awards - Outstanding Male Standup Comedian
1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival, Aspen - Jury Award - Stand Up

i am completly in love with todd barry and his balding head.

by maroo September 1, 2006

marones

how most kids under the age of 7 pronounce the RAMONES.

mommy, can we listen to marones today?

by maroo August 29, 2006

melons

a wonderful catagory of fruit.

includes:

watermelons

cantalupes

and many others

mmmm melons are great.

by maroo August 18, 2006