July 23rd

National "I'm a hoe day." This is the day where we admit to being hoes because it honestly doesn't matter. Its my body and I can do what I want with it, I shouldn't be shamed for it.

July 23rd is the best day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

September 7th

National "Make out with your family" day! Today's the day to show you parents how much you really love them :))

Mom, dad, can we make out this September 7th?

by markerssmellgood March 01, 2020

February 22

National make someone's day day :)

I'm so excited for February 22nd, I will make everyone's day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

October 4th

National lotion appreciation day.

I cant wait for October 4th

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

February 30th

Meaning non-existant, false, or not going to happen.

We can go on a date on February 30th.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

August 24th

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Easter Buddy

A title to give your friends on easter.

Will you be my easter buddy?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020