February 30th

Meaning non-existant, false, or not going to happen.

We can go on a date on February 30th.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Palentine

A term to use with your friends on valentines day. It means Pal+Valentine, so those friends who will always be there on valentines day if you'e lonely :)

Let's be palentines.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

Easter Buddy

A title to give your friends on easter.

Will you be my easter buddy?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

October 4th

National lotion appreciation day.

I cant wait for October 4th

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

September 7th

National "Make out with your family" day! Today's the day to show you parents how much you really love them :))

Mom, dad, can we make out this September 7th?

by markerssmellgood March 01, 2020

August 24th

National "fuck a teacher day" We love our teachers, but not enough.

Should I fuck Mr. Eden on August 24th?

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020

February 22

National make someone's day day :)

I'm so excited for February 22nd, I will make everyone's day.

by markerssmellgood February 29, 2020