Definitions by mark h
heart attack on a plate
A termendous pile of greasy food that is all served on one plate. Quite likely to be seen at buffet restaurants.
*Nick D and one of his friends from the ghetto are out dining at the Golden Corral*
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
Nick D: *accidently spits out his drink while alarmed by the sight of a morbidly obese man serving himself pounds of fatty meat on a single plate* Holy shit, yo check out that niggapotamus over there serving himself a whole heart attack on a plate!
Nick's homie: I see that. Daaayum, that be one fool who needa check himself before he wrecks himself with that metric shitload of grease.
Nick D: Yeah I bet that sucka's soon gonna need an ox cart to carry his Jabba the Hutt ass around.
heart attack on a plate by Mark H September 23, 2004
Hindenburg
1. A famous German zeppelin which crashed in New Jersey back in 1937.
2. An extremely obese German person.
2. An extremely obese German person.
*Nick D and his homeboys are out vacationing in Munich, Germany during the Oktoberfest festival while they drink all the beer they want*
Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!
*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*
Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.
Nick D: Holy Shit y'all, run! Move out of the way because the Hindenburg is about to crash down over here!!!
*Nick D and his homies move out of the way as a very very fat man runs in between them and the crowd*
Nick D: Oh wait my bad y'all, that's just a morbidly overweight cheese hog who looks like he's trying to find the restroom. Must have the beer shits or something.
Hindenburg by Mark H September 22, 2004
The Mexican National Bird
I was just relaxing and having some pizza when all of a sudden, the Mexican national bird flew out of nowhere and dived right into my pizza.
The Mexican National Bird by Mark H September 21, 2004
hunt for pink october
A search for anything that is sex-related, such as the following things:
1. Porn
2. Pussy (a vagina is often referred to as the pink)
3. Prostitutes
4. Gay or Lesbian lovers (the color pink is often associated with homosexuality)
Has absolutely nothing to do with some 1990 war movie starring Sean Connery that has a similar name(The Hunt for Red October).
1. Porn
2. Pussy (a vagina is often referred to as the pink)
3. Prostitutes
4. Gay or Lesbian lovers (the color pink is often associated with homosexuality)
Has absolutely nothing to do with some 1990 war movie starring Sean Connery that has a similar name(The Hunt for Red October).
1. I am so fucking horny, I am gonna get online on a hunt for pink October.
2. Or better yet, I should go to the local whorehouses and strip joints and get on a REAL hunt for pink October.
3.Jimmy: Owww man! It itches.
Robert: Now you see. How many times did I tell you to keep your guard up whenever you're on the hunt for pink October in the Red Light District?
4. Ever since Carl came out of the closet about a year ago, he's been on a constant hunt for pink October! How many assmates has he now had? 50?
2. Or better yet, I should go to the local whorehouses and strip joints and get on a REAL hunt for pink October.
3.Jimmy: Owww man! It itches.
Robert: Now you see. How many times did I tell you to keep your guard up whenever you're on the hunt for pink October in the Red Light District?
4. Ever since Carl came out of the closet about a year ago, he's been on a constant hunt for pink October! How many assmates has he now had? 50?
hunt for pink october by Mark H September 21, 2004
Cincinnati Meteor Shower
A Cincinnati meteor shower is an antisocial act in which when you take a big sack of shit to the rooftop of a high-story building and then from there you proceed to unload the sack down on an unsuspecting crowd of people, raining the shit down on their heads and causing chaos and humiliation everywhere.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
A Cincinnati meteor shower is the most extreme form of a Cincinatti surprise.
The antiwar protestors gasped in horror when they suddenly became the victims of the dreaded Cincinnati Meteor Shower.
Cincinnati Meteor Shower by Mark H September 19, 2004
flesh flower
After I gave her a boquet of flowers to show her my love, my girlfriend then let me lick, play with, and pollinate her flesh flower.
flesh flower by Mark H September 19, 2004
astrodome
A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.
Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.
Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.