That sensual seductive-looking glance that you (whether you are male or female) express when you are in a mood for something romantic and/or sexual.
1. The stripper greeted me with bedroom eyes when I was handing her my money.
2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
2. When I saw my girl for the first time in a skimpy nightgown, we gave each other bedroom eyes and proceeded to make some lovin'.
by Mark H August 04, 2004
One of the signs that indicate that the world's going to end soon, is waking up the next morning only to notice some ugly smothering hoepopotamus lying next to you like a beached whale and then being shocked to having realized that you've actually got her pregnant!
by Mark H September 01, 2004
To go take a crap/do #2/clean your colon/poop in the toilet/whatever other cliche term you want to call the expulsion of fecal matter out through your rear end as the final step of your body digesting the food you eat.
Oww, shit man it looks like I'm gonna miss part of the movie, 'cause I really need to go drop off a few friends at the lake!
by Mark H April 13, 2004
It means coming back to life as a RETARD, not as a hillbilly.
The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.
The person who posted the previous definition was thinking of reintarnation.
Damn, it was quite sad that Mark's ubergenious rocket-scientist son had just died in an explosion while working on the latest space shuttle 9 months ago. However, my neighbors next door just had a kid that looks like Mark's son when he was baby, though I heard the kid was diagnosed with Fragile X syndrome! It looks like Mark's son has reintardated(reintardation)! Whoop-dee-doo.
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary Slang Author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 09, 2006
Lucas: "Shit dogg, my ex has been going around school telling everyone the terrible truth about me"
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
Matt: "What truth?"
Lucas: "That I'm a nonad and that I was born that way." *sigh*
Matt: "Man, you better put the cap on the kitchen cleaner before that bitch kills your P.I. and makes you the school's laughing stock!"
Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.
by Mark H May 23, 2005
To engage in the sex act of double penetration(or DP for short), which is when two men simultaneously insert their penises into the woman's vagina and anus. This term can also refer to when three men bang the chick the same way, with the third man inserting his penis into her mouth(getting her to be airtight).
And for your information, there actually exists a porn movie that was named "Plug Her Up" and that movie is all about double penetration as well.
And for your information, there actually exists a porn movie that was named "Plug Her Up" and that movie is all about double penetration as well.
When Nick D and Simon scored two fit birds by pulling the beirut trick, they were both dissapointed when one of the girls had left because she was simply not in a very good mood, so they had no choice but to share the remaining one girl, take her upstairs, and plug her up real nice and good.
Mark H. Bringing more sexual lingo to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
Mark H. Bringing more sexual lingo to UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H November 01, 2004
by Mark H October 10, 2004