A slurred and more fun way to say "huge ol' boobies." This doesn't need any more explanation, except for the fact that you may likely accidently say this if you are drunk off your ass. See also tig ol' bitties.
(Drunkards talking among themselves during the queen's royal banquet)...
"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"
Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
"Let us drink tuh tha queer old dean *hic* and lets have sum of thum buge ol' hoobies!"
Mark H. Raping the universal English slang vocabulary on UrbanDictionary since February 2004.
by Mark H June 19, 2005
1. A significantly important, valuable, or influential person or thing. Synonym of big cheese.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.
2. Slang for a rather large penis.
Ron Jeremy is and has always been the big enchilada of America's porn scene.
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Mark H. UD slang author since February 2004.
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Mark H. UD slang author since February 2004.
by Mark H September 15, 2005
1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.
2. To masturbate, said of males.
2. To masturbate, said of males.
(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)
(at the beach)
Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.
(at the beach)
Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!
Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*
Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!
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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.
by Mark H September 30, 2005
An accidental situation that occurs when you have your fly unzipped and don't notice that you barely have the head of your penis sticking out through your pants and then you very quickly zip up your fly without even noticing. OUCH!!
Damn, while Mark was in the restroom with us after a quick piss and while we were hurrying to see the new Star Wars movie, he was so rushed that he didn't realize his dick was still sticking out a bit as he hurriedly zipped up his barn door, and thus he gave himself a nasty and painful penis flytrap! He was screaming in pain for a while, missing the movie's first 20 minutes and had to watch the rest of the movie while his dick was feeling swollen after the incident!
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
In conclusion, don't forget to put it completely AWAY first before zipping up if you are in a hurry!
Mark H. Bringing nice new slang terms to UD since February 2004.
by Mark H May 14, 2005
"So how was that metal show last night?"
"Dude.
That.
Slayer concert.
Last night.
Really.
KICKED ALOT OF ASS AND HAD ALOT OF CLASS!"
"Dude.
That.
Slayer concert.
Last night.
Really.
KICKED ALOT OF ASS AND HAD ALOT OF CLASS!"
by Mark H August 30, 2004
Somewhat like a Cincinatti Surprise, except that you urinate into a balloon rather than defecate into a pillow case. You then throw the piss-filled balloon(like a water balloon) at someone and then watch as it bursts splattering the piss all over his/her face.
That mime was really boring and getting on everyone's nerves, so I've decided to pull the ol' Florida Orange Juice Surprise on him and watch as his white makeup gets totally ruined, his costume getting stained with piss, and everyone mocking, deriding, and laughing at him.
by Mark H August 25, 2004
Nick D: Fuck I was really MAD pissing up a storm, riding in the yellow submarine, and riding the porcelain bus, after getting completely Hemingway during last night's beirut game!
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
Mark H. UD contributer since February 2004.
by Mark H October 18, 2004