mark h's definitions

The flying camel

9. The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and
you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself
without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and
let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

(borrowed from the rolodex of love)

Man, I thought she would have been down with the flying camel, but she left after it freaked her out.

by Mark H December 4, 2003

Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

A phrase that lesbian women would exclaim to groups of people to express their defiant pride of their sexual orientation.

Antonyn:
Adam and Steve, not Adam and Eve!

When I was witnessing the gay pride parade, I've gotten really horny when I saw a bunch of half-naked to naked lesbian chicks marching down and screaming "Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!"

by Mark H July 17, 2004

titty bear

A name you'd call your girlfriend, wife, female prostitute lover, or mistress if she accepts it and thinks it's a cute way of showing affection.

Origin:

Replace "teddy" in the word "teddy bear" with "titty"(meaning a woman's breast) and you get "titty bear!"

Ex1. So Titty Bear, shall we make love tonight?

Ex2: Little boys sleep with teddy bears, but big boys sleep with TITTY bears!

by Mark H May 15, 2004

assmosis

When two people engage in anal sex.

(called "assmosis" because the two lovers are absorbing each other's pleasure as they bump their ends)

Derived from the word "osmosis."

Okay cowboy, let's go make love on the couch via assmosis.

by Mark H May 22, 2004

roll the dice

To masturbate. The term is used particularly to refer to male masturbation(jacking off), since the action of pulling on and fondling one's own penis or testicles often looks like actually rolling a pair of dice.

I was rolling my dice at those tig ol bitties on that hot broad who was giving me a private lap dance.

by Mark H September 6, 2004

spazz

Ghetto slang for a SPAS 12 semi-automatic shotgun.

In a back alley behind a nightclub, Nick D is having a deadly confrontation with a rival pimp. Or with the confrontation indeed end up deadly for Nick or for his rival?

Rival Pimp: (threatening Nick D with a large razor-sharp machete*) Aiight, Nick "Tiny Dick," you've got a lot of explaining yo self to do, since I caught you on the hunt for pink october making off with my women.
Nick D: Yeah, really. You know what them girls said about you while I was slippin' them the sausage? They say that they prefer my company over that of a smelly, tore up, parasite-infested cheese hog niggapotamus like yo-self!
Rival Pimp: *face turns red* That's it, sucka! Me and my crew are gonna run up to you and slice and dice you so bad, the ER surgeons are gonna have to perform a shitload of cabbages to save yo trick-ass self, bitch!
Nick D: *quickly pulls out his SPAS-12 from underneath his trenchcoat and points it at his rival* Not while I got my spazz with me, mothafucka!
Rival Pimp: *empties his urinary bladder all over his pants and runs off bawling like a momma's boy*

by Mark H October 7, 2004

running of the lols

Intense hilarity that tramples you down (like a pack of raging Spanish bulls) with laughter.

While I was in Pamplona watching the Running of the Bulls from a high story balcony, I was participating in the Running of the LOLs, laughing my ass off as I watched a bunch of drunks and morons get run over and gored by the bulls!

by Mark H August 19, 2004