by Mark H March 16, 2004
Uuuuugh, I am so totally zonked affter downing down those 4 cans of whoop-ass beer. Never before have I drank beer that was THAT strong!
by Mark H July 10, 2004
1. Expression of sexual gratification online via cybersex.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
2. Masturbation to anything else that happens online and/or that is viewed that is sexually gratifying.
1. I am e-sturbating furiously right now! (message typed as the guy has cybersex with this hot Swedish chick.)
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
2. Hey hold on! I'm very busy e-sturbating to these lesbo pics of Aria Giovanni at her official site!
by Mark H August 25, 2004
An ouija board. The game played on it is a fortune-telling game that is thought to bring demonic possesion down on certain people who play it.
Ouija player 1: Aww shit, dis weegee board be givin me the creeps, yo.
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!
Ouija player 2: F-fff-fo shizzz-le mah nizz-zz-le. *shivers*
Ouija player 3: Y'all quit being pussies and move tha damn thing!
by Mark H June 18, 2004
The act of a girl or woman sexually stimulating herself by fondling, rubbing, licking, and sucking her own breasts and/or nipples as well as using a dildo or vibrator to simulate tit fucking.
1. Jen, from Tri Delt, always had to resort to breasturbation and other acts of pleasuring herself, because she was too fat, broke down, and struggling to get a fine man who'd actually want to do her.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.
2. Damn, when the two kids Mike and James were play-fighting in the hallway at James' house, Mike pushed James through the open door into his parents' bedroom only to catch his mom breasturbating on her bed! What an embarrasing sight for a kid!
Mark H. Bringing more new sexual slang terms to UD since February 2004.
by Mark H May 17, 2005
Any person, place, thing, or idea that causes much doubt, questioning, and/or disagreement among varied groups of like-minded people.
"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."
"Sceptic" rhymes with "septic," as in "septic tank."
George W. Bush is a complete fucking sceptic tank.
The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.
The entire Christian religion is but one humongous sceptic tank.
by Mark H July 09, 2004
1. American beer sucks. Drinking that horse piss really makes me want to visit Europe.
2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.
3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.
Mark H. Since February 2004.
2. When I saw George W. Bush's face with the caption "Person of the Year" above it on the recent issue of TIME Magazine, I had the irresistible urge to visit Europe all of a sudden.
3. While vacationing at the beach during Spring Break, I felt like visiting Europe when I saw that 95 percent of the girls there were fat and broke down, thus reminding me that McDonald's is succeeding in their scheme to make many Americans overweight.
Mark H. Since February 2004.
by Mark H January 07, 2005