mark h's definitions

sperm whale

A man with large genitals and/or is capable of ejaculating quantities of semen after an orgasm.

Wow honey, you are a total sperm whale! It's guys like you that make me happy!

by Mark H June 24, 2004

T-units

A variation of the word "tits," inspired from the name of 50 cent's rap group(i.e. the G-Unit).

Dayum, check out that hot broad over there! I wanna grab a handful of those t-t-t-t-T-UNITS!





Mark H. UrbanDictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H October 28, 2004

buttwurst

Any sausage-shaped turd(piece of fecal matter).

Coined from the word "bratwurst," replacing "brat" with "butt," as in your rear end.

After having a fucking bad case of indigestion, I shat out a humongous buttwurst that actually clogged up the toilet!

by Mark H July 26, 2004

astrodome

A penis that's wider than it is long; a chode.

Because a chode is kinda shaped like the Houston Astrodome or any similar-looking stadium.

Even though I can't fit it into her ass or pussy, my girl really loves to suck on my Astrodome.

by Mark H September 17, 2004

drink someone under the table

1) To continue drinking and remain sober after one's companion has completely passed out inebriated.
2) To drink someone's cum after giving him oral sex(a blowjob) under a table.

Damn, Mark's girlfriend really teased the hell out of him last night! When the two were having some fine champagne and were playing to see who falls drunk first, she fucking drank him under the table! And moments later, she LITERALLY drank him under the table while he was still out wasted!





Mark H. Urban Dictionary author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 1, 2005

Wrong hole, dumbshit!

What the girl who you're having sex with might say if you stick your penis into some part of her body where it doesn't feel good for her at all.

Oww! Wrong hole, dumbshit! Don't you ever try screwing me in my belly button! Now do me right. *guy sticks his penis into one of the girl's two crotch ends* Ahhh, now that's much better.

by Mark H June 2, 2004

manliness

1. The quality of being manly and masculine.
2. Also a slang term for the size of a man's genitals. In particular, it means that the bigger your privates are, the more "manly" you are.

Damn, Mark ALMOST won the heart of that hottiemonjaro girl at the club! Even though he impressed her with his manliness (having won a few barfights, showing off a few signature moves, his looks, and his muscles), he really did NOT impress her when he dropped his pants, revealing his small excuse for manliness!

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Mark H. Showing off my manliness at posting new slang defs at UrbanDictionary since February 2004.

by Mark H November 11, 2005