new york giants

The worst team in football history. They havent won a friggin superbowl in like 50 years. They also suck if you use them on NFL 2k5. Those losers they suck!

the new york giants are the worst team ever to hit the face of the earth.

by mark March 19, 2005

rentabrain

an absolute idiot
someone requiring a brain because they do not have a brain.
diddy
dobber

Mr Douglas: oi rentabrain get the your arse out of the mud/cowshit.

by mark January 02, 2005

mulelippin'

Using the palm of your hand to check your female sexual partner's vaginal lips after foreplay to see if she is ready for sex.

John: Hey man, I was mulelippin' Julie the other night and spilled my beer on the new carpet.

by Mark May 06, 2005

turdomizer

Usually a female, gay male, or really sick dude that likes to not only eat ass but have the attended half-push a turd log out so it can be sucked like a stinky dink.

Yo... I don't know about your boy Jason... Susie said he was honking on her stinky dink like a mad turdomizer.

by Mark May 03, 2005

Shelz 4 Jelz

The love commonly shared between a fat pig and a jelly-frisch

Did you know shelz is 4 jelz

by Mark June 26, 2003

eraser face

a person that has been hit in the face by an eraser from a wipeboard

Joe is an eraser face now that Bob hit him in the face with the wipeboard eraser.

by Mark May 30, 2004

Monster in law

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

by Mark July 31, 2004