mark's definitions

Bobby's helmet

The penis, and all synonymous terms.
Based upon the marked resemblance between a UK policeman's (Bobby) head-gear and the male bell end or penis tip.

Excuse me, Constable Crisp, but why are you sitting on your sergeant's bobby's helmet!

by Mark November 24, 2003

shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

turgid-love-rocket

A term usually reserved for the erect male member.

Yo! Tyrelle! Git your ass over here now and blow on my turgid-love-rocket till it bathes your sweet tonsils in cock custard

by Mark November 24, 2003

Cuntox

Someone who gives hand jobs for drugs, Usually crack

I was walking down the street and saw that Cuntox Shannon offering hand jobs for crack

by Mark November 25, 2003

Cuntlips

Someone who has lips that are similar to vaginal lips

Shannon has cuntlips

by Mark November 25, 2003

bye

A term a person from Cape Breton (Nova Scotia Canada) uses in reference to a person.

Instead of saying there name they use "bye"

Whats going on bye?

Whats going on mark?

Or where are the byes at?
Means where are the cape bretoners

by mark November 26, 2003

Zoi

1: Noun- A person who has been known to have a way of confusing you, but still makes it all right.
2: Verb - To catch on fire, set an item on fire, to mispell the easyest of words.

1: "Geeze. the way you said that makes you sound like Zoi"
2: "Well..you see.. I pulled a sort of Zoi and set my let on fire"

by Mark November 26, 2003