mark's definitions

up stinkhole cove

A term often reserved for the act of anal intercourse. See also up the pumper

"Shit man, I thought that bitch was finally gonna let me take a cruise up stinkhole cove last night, but she screamed: 'Lordy Hank, I told you I don't take it up the pumper!'"

by Mark November 23, 2003

markilate

Seriously soiling your bed sheets with random late night food.

Sharting excluded.

Oh crap, I markilated my sheets with that stupid chocolate pudding last night.

by Mark March 31, 2005

airsoft guns

kick ass bb guns that look like real m-16's and shit

i have a whole bunch of airsoft guns

by mark March 29, 2004

carpe diem

Besides being all of the above, it's the most overused latin phrase ever.

I hate these angsty girls who can't do anything but put CARPE DIEM on their god damn msn nicknames -_-

by Mark October 10, 2004

poop dick

when you are at work, and your boss is gonna come in and bust your crew cause you are slacking big time. poop dick is the work used by the look out lackey to warn all us slackers that hose monsterism is iminant.

Keegan: Poop Dick!
Rest of Crew: holy shit! lets get to work before the hose monster totally catches us slacking off

by Mark July 27, 2004

newblet

a newbie... Kirk gaughan is the master of all newblets.

There were four newblets walking down the road, when Billg Ates ran them over with his humvee.

by Mark November 8, 2003

Kodak's law

When you most need a camera, you will inevitably not have one.

by Mark March 25, 2003