11 definitions by mari0

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An American mid-sized truck manufactured by Ford. It is supposedly going to be discontinued in 2011, although it was scheduled to be discontinued in 2009, a 2010 model was still released. The Ford Ranger is a great reliable truck, many of which have 200,000+ miles on the odometer and still run strong! These are great trucks and very popular. The reason for discontinuing the truck appears to be due to Ford's lack of attention. The Ranger has not gotten updated much since 1993. A few minor things since then. Apparently due to the success of the F150, Ford devotes alot of hours to improve the F150, and not the Ranger. With this being said foreign mid-sized trucks such as the Toyota Tacoma have been dominating the mid-sized truck industry. The Ranger was the best of the best back in it's day, but it's time has gone now. Rumor has it that the Ranger will be discontinued and the "F100" will be brought back in a few years. These statements have not been yet validated. All in all, the Ranger is a great truck for anyone who isn't looking for all the "bells & whistles"
Bob: I can't believe how many of them damn Ford Ranger's I see on the roads.
Jake: Yeah, thats because at one time they were the best truck around !
by MaRi0 March 12, 2010
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Blue screaming dirt bike that is very fast. Highly aggressive power bands.
I was riding my YZ250 on the motocross track.
by mari0 December 14, 2003
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Best motocross dirt bikes around. Better then CR,KX,RM,KTM
I was hitting the whoops on my YZ.
by mari0 December 14, 2003
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This is what you call it when your balls get stuck to your rectum after sitting for many hours.
After many long hours of gaming, it felt as if I were developing a screctum.
by MaRi0 March 15, 2007
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The act of rubbing your nut hairs on someones forehead.
Andrew Jackson was pissed off at his twin brother so he smack him in the cock & gave him a fa brizzle.
by MaRi0 September 07, 2005
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Smarter then you, irc junkie, plays too much counter-strike, obviously owns you.
Oh sh1t mari0 is c0m1n9 h1d3 1n ph33r
by MaRi0 December 03, 2004
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when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag
last night we scared sarah so bad she taco squirted everywhere
by MaRi0 November 25, 2007
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