10 definitions by mari0

taco squirt

when you scare a girl so bad, she unexpectedly fires a small stream of piss from her vag

last night we scared sarah so bad she taco squirted everywhere

by mari0 November 26, 2007

mari0

Smarter then you, irc junkie, plays too much counter-strike, obviously owns you.

Oh sh1t mari0 is c0m1n9 h1d3 1n ph33r

by mari0 December 3, 2004

screctum

This is what you call it when your balls get stuck to your rectum after sitting for many hours.

After many long hours of gaming, it felt as if I were developing a screctum.

by mari0 March 15, 2007