Definitions by marc
Call the wahmbulance
Spoken to an individual when they are whining or complaining excessively.
Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.
Background: Combination of 'wah' and ambulance.
Guy1: Dude, I have had a totally crappy day! My hair looks horrible and I got a pimple on my butt!
Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!
Guy2: Why are you telling me this? Call the wahmbulance!!
Call the wahmbulance by Marc May 17, 2004
cooter cutter
cooter cutter by Marc April 19, 2004
turd blossom
1. (noun) In west Texas, a desert wild flower that grows up out of a meadow muffin.
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
2. (proper noun) One of G.W. Bush's nicknames for Karl Rove.
3. (slang) any positive consequence (beauty) that comes from something unwholesome(shit)
1. "Ma, that there's the purtiest turd blossom I've seen in miles."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
2. "We'll get Turd Blossom to out Wilson's wife (Valerie Plame) to Novak."
3. "Wow, buddy, that presentation you gave to the board was quite a turd blossom."
turd blossom by Marc April 1, 2004