marK's definitions

like it was my job

When in trouble for doing something that you didn't ave to do, the expression "like it was my job" can be used

"Why haven't you done the laundry"
"Pfft, like it was my job"

by Mark November 21, 2003

Ryudo

A supreme overlord who finds comfort in slashing his victims. Leaves a trail of destruction in his wake when he gets pissed off.

Ryudo is going to slash me.

by Mark December 10, 2003

el farko

El Farko can also be confused by The fark; but DONT, why? because he's the man. Like seriously I've never seen a person who can get soo many girls, have soo many friends, and have such a big one (hahaha if u kno what i mean dawg) He's the man. Most the time he thinks before he acts and usually makes every single damn person laugh. (haha im cracking up myself) Iight peace!

GO EL FARKO!!!!!!

El Farko is such a God, Samantha let's go jump on him and do it doggy style.

by Mark April 19, 2005

Saddam Hussein

A prisoner who's body is traded for cigarettes.

Sheeeet, I'll give you a pack of Kools for that Saddam

by Mark July 16, 2003

mushrooms

a fungus that is eaten like a vegetable

I like mushrooms on my pizza. ;)

by Mark September 11, 2003

grape

to rape someone by putting a couple of fingers up into her and rubbing her g-spot until she cums, usually while a couple of other guys are holding her in place.

I graped Sally while Mike and Dave held her. She was like embarrassed to tears at how hard she came.

by Mark May 13, 2005

aweshole

Adj. When something is obviously not awesome, or when something is obviously really awesome.

This picture is aweshole. i love it. it sucks. i hate it. it's great.

by MARK March 7, 2005