shaggrophobia

An irrational fear of out of doors intercourse.

No! Cedric. I said no! Your gonna have to ram your turgid-love-rocket up my puckered rosebud right here and now!I ain't doin'it outdoors and that's final!

by Mark November 24, 2003

cryptic

short for wordcrypticharrasser/word

by Mark November 08, 2003

pottymouth

Someone who can't utter a sentence without the excessive use of swearwords. Not attractive.

Tarindu - Hey Geraldine, this is a fucking great party eh? What is fucking Thanksgiving anyway? Really that's fucked up? Shut it Mark you fucker!

Geraldine - You're such a pottymouth!

by Mark November 27, 2003

chocolate martini

The act of pouring a beverage (preferably Mountain Dew) into someone's rectum and sucking it out with a crazy straw.

When Greg ordered a chocolate martini down at Peterland, he didn't quite get what he expected.

by Mark December 19, 2004

Skunk

A Punk influenced by SkinHead styles of dress and music. A SkinHead with a Mohican.

Baz was always annoyed that his helnet cruhed his mohican when riding his Vespa.

by Mark October 25, 2003

jeepmud

A legendary red, 1994 Jeep YJ named after its Illinois vanity license plate. Since its inception, the term has become synonymous with mud. It also inspired the creation of JeepMud.com, a website devoted to Jeeps and other 4x4s from around the world.

JEEPMUD looks its best when it is covered in mud.

by Mark April 06, 2005

christendom

Slang term for college in Southern Virginia, that is a roman catholic school and beleived to be haunted. In the summer of 2004, two security guards set out to investigate. Their footage was found months later...

"goin to christendom....gonna do it again!"

by mark August 17, 2004