Definitions by mangus

toilet choker 

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

toilet choker by mangus May 24, 2004

rubader 

A version of the more common word der, but having a more emphatic meaning similar to a double-dog dare when compared to a plain ol' dare.

Of course you stink — you've got turds in your pants! Rubader you dummkopf!

rubader by mangus May 18, 2004

dummkopf 

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

dummkopf by mangus May 18, 2004

blow a butt 

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

blow a butt by mangus May 14, 2004

Jetway 

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

Jetway by mangus May 14, 2004

what had happened was 

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

what had happened was by Mangus January 30, 2004

poppin 

going on, happening

What's poppin?!

poppin by Mangus January 23, 2004