Urban Dictionary: Definitions by mangus

toilet choker

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

A version of the more common word der, but having a more emphatic meaning similar to a double-dog dare when compared to a plain ol' dare.

Of course you stink — you've got turds in your pants! Rubader you dummkopf!

rubader by mangus May 18, 2004

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

dummkopf by mangus May 18, 2004

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

Jetway by mangus May 14, 2004

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

What's poppin?!

poppin by Mangus January 23, 2004