Definitions by mangus

toilet choker 

Any item or article that clogs up a toilet, ie: excessive amounts of toilet paper or a big, fat honkin' turd.

Hey man, your toilet's overflowing all over the bathroom floor — I dropped a major toilet choker and your sissy bowl couldn't handle it.

toilet choker by mangus May 24, 2004

dummkopf 

A stupid person; a dolt.

Dummkopf here stinks like a dead monkey because he forgot to wipe his butt again.

dummkopf by mangus May 18, 2004

rubader 

A version of the more common word der, but having a more emphatic meaning similar to a double-dog dare when compared to a plain ol' dare.

Of course you stink — you've got turds in your pants! Rubader you dummkopf!

rubader by mangus May 18, 2004

Jetway 

The path of feminine hair leading from a woman's navel to her "secret garden."

She really gets off when her girlfriend licks her jetway right before diving into he carpet.

Jetway by mangus May 14, 2004

blow a butt 

The act of farting out a pile of turds, as in opening the floodgates of diarrhea.

"If we don't get home soon, I'm gonna blow a butt in the car."

blow a butt by mangus May 14, 2004

what had happened was 

I'm telling you what I want you to think happened and taking my precious time so that it comes out believable.

I'm saying...what had happened was... I took a wrong turn... and...

what had happened was by Mangus January 30, 2004

poppin 

going on, happening

What's poppin?!

poppin by Mangus January 23, 2004