141 definitions by mandingoe

postal

1. to go on a shooting spree, especially at a workplace

2. to snap out in a psychotic rage

OK OK, don't go postal over it.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

on a stick

1. special ingredient that makes food at the state fair taste so delicious e.g. peach on a stick, za on a stick, bagel on a stick, creme brulee on a stick, etc.

2. a painful way to die (see death on a stick)

Deep-fried twinkie on a stick is so 2002. What will be the new taste sensation at the fair this year?

by mandingoe June 2, 2004

all over it

to dispatch with alacricity; to take care of with gusto

I'm all over it (finsihing that project)
As soon as they found the leftover cake, they were all over it

by mandingoe July 17, 2003

shotgun

The front right seat of a car. The seat behind the shotgun is cobain.

Comes from the Americans fascination with the Old West when the person sitting next to the coach driver carried a shotgun to fend off robbers or indians.

Shotgun is the best seat in a car because you have a dominant position and the best view without the responsibility of driving.

He drove to Vegas with Mallory riding shotgun and the hitchhiker in cobain.

by mandingoe June 8, 2004

swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

belly bump

1 macho posturing; a fat man's pissing contest

2 the opening manuvures in sumo wrestling

3 the opening manuvures in a dispute between an umpire and a baseball manager before he gets ejected

Bastardized Bottomburp likes to belly bump.

by mandingoe June 9, 2004

tornado magnet

mobile home

The migrant workers live down by the river in tornado magnets.

by mandingoe June 9, 2004