swapping spit

French kissing; snogging

We'd park by the lake and just swap spit for hours. Swapping spit is so much fun.

by mandingoe May 24, 2004

belly bump

1 macho posturing; a fat man's pissing contest

2 the opening manuvures in sumo wrestling

3 the opening manuvures in a dispute between an umpire and a baseball manager before he gets ejected

Bastardized Bottomburp likes to belly bump.

by mandingoe June 09, 2004

snap out

to act out violently in a fit of anger or frustration

When she learned what he had done, she snapped out and destroyed all his posters.

by mandingoe May 18, 2004

I kid you not

this incredible anecdote is indeed bona fide; I vouch for the veracity of this statement

A common utterance among guys who wear wifebeaters (GWWW)

synonym: I swear to God.

So then she just stuck the whole thing in her mouth. I kid you not.

by mandingoe September 30, 2004

Condalicious

An affectionate name for Condoleeza Rice.

Is that you Condalicious?
- George Bush in Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

by Mandingoe July 11, 2008

SUV factor

the likelihood (in %) that a car's passengers will survive a collision with a Hummer.

Old lady: I want a car that's safe.

Salesman: Then you should consider this Volvo. It's got an SUV factor of 85. About the only car with a higher SUV factor would be a Hummer.

by mandingoe September 09, 2004

ghetto name

An African-American sounding name like Shaniqua, Laquisha, Ebony, Latrelle, Malcolm, Jamal, Rashida, etc.

While many African-Americans with these names have succeeded, as long as racism exists, people with ghetto names on their resumes will have an uphill battle.

Condoleeza is NOT a ghetto name (no matter how nasty she may scowl). Had she been named Dr. Laquisha Rice, the Bush crime family would have never even heard of her.

by mandingoe November 24, 2005