7 definition by maksym1000

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The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens that are incompetent and can’t take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time
Fill in the blank
McDonalds is _____
by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

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A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself
John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*
by maksym1000 July 03, 2019

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wait what was I saying again
This is a bad definition, and example...
I’ve dug myself a hole an-
SPARTA
THIS IS SPARTA
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by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

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Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy
Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME
by maksym1000 September 08, 2020

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The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back
Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)
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A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain
John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet
by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

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A pussy is another word for cat
What were you expecting 🙄
Ok fair enough
I thought I saw a pussy cat. I did, i did see a pussy cat
by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

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