The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens
that are incompetent
and can’t take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time
Fill in the blank
McDonalds is _____
A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself
wait what was I saying again
This is a bad definition, and example...
I’ve dug myself a hole an-
THIS IS SPARTA
Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy
Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME
The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back
Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)
A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain
John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet
A pussy is another word for cat
What were you expecting 🙄
Ok fair enough
I thought I saw a pussy cat. I did, i did see a pussy cat