Microsoft

A company made by Bill Gates that describes himself

John: Hey did you hear, the guy that made Microsoft has a microsoft penis
SERVER: Peter has left the chat
John: Oh come on, it wasn't that bad
SERVER: SERVER has left the chat
*Chat crashes because it's powered by Microsoft*

by maksym1000 July 03, 2019

Mom

The person you ask for money because everyone else has learned that you don’t pay people back

Me: hey mom can I have $20
Mom: no, dose it look like I’m made outta money?
Me: Made

Outta

Money
Mom: (sighs knowing that if she wins I’ll keep trying)

by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

Chicken Dick

Chicken Dick is a simple game...
1) Two guys drop there pants and let there dicks hang
2) They wait until one of them gets a boner
Whoever gets hard first is known as the gay kid
If one of the guys is in fact gay then the other guy is considered gay for the gay guy

Matt: Wanna play Chicken Dick?
John: Sure
Both: (looks at each other’s dick; John gets hard)
Matt: JOHNS GAY
John: I am gay
Matt: . . .
John: MATTS GAY FOR ME

by maksym1000 September 08, 2020

Pussy

A pussy is another word for cat
What were you expecting 🙄
Ok fair enough

I thought I saw a pussy cat. I did, i did see a pussy cat

by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

McDonalds

The heathist place to eat where the staff consists of under paid teens that are incompetent and can’t take you order untill you repeat it for the 5th time

Fill in the blank
McDonalds is _____

by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

Powder day

A day when there is a crap ton of fresh snow and a perfectly valid excuse to ditch your friends on the mountain

John: Roy your going to fast, slow down
Roy: Sorry... no friends on a powder day
John: Well I guess I’ll go to the chalet

by maksym1000 July 04, 2019

THIS IS

wait what was I saying again

This is a bad definition, and example...
I’ve dug myself a hole an-
SPARTA
THIS IS SPARTA

by maksym1000 July 04, 2019