Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.
Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.
by major_delmac February 28, 2005
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The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.
Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.
by major_delmac April 17, 2011
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maradona

to be supremely talented and still get over when your talent is gone. See also: O.J. Simpson. Best viewed by those who live in lands far away from the individual.
maradona gets over again, but his second goal was even better.
by major_delmac March 04, 2005
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Pope-A-Dope

A failed death vigil. What happens when the media thinks the Pope or other aging world figure is getting ready to die and then he doesn't, thus wasting a lot of news time. Based on a fighting style once used by boxer Muhammad Ali known as the "Rope-A-Dope".
I missed the last episode of Red and Meth because of the Pope-A-Dope on CNN.
by major_delmac March 01, 2005
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magical white girl

A hot caucasian girl who is stalking you quietly and seems to show just when you need her like a mystic monkey wrench.
as soon as I ran out of gas on the interstate, that magical white girl showed up and took me back to her place to get me out of my wet clothes.
by major_delmac April 20, 2005
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southern belle

newly defined as a refined white lady who is attracted to men of family status regardless of race.

scarlett o'hara, contrary to popular belief, was NOT a true southern belle because she gave her first husband a handjob to get the money to save her house and her second husband was the biggest whorecollector in town. this smacks of prostitution. many southern women believe they are southern belles but are actually just fat wiccans.
southern belles don't have to let black guys in through the back door anymore.

the woman at the End of Gone with the wind never admitted defeat and was alone when the credits rolled. The End.
by major_delmac July 11, 2006
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Benedict XVI

A Pope with a no nonsense name and attitude. Still trying to make personal amends for being a hitler youth.
Under Benedict XVI, the catholic girls will be even hotter.

On your knees, you dirty little pig.
by major_delmac June 16, 2006
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