Blondie

The woman who is submissive to Dagwood in the comic strip. Also describes super hot stripper types who like hip hop music and soul food cooks.

Blondie needs to get off of Cedric the Entertainer's jock. Please hurry up and take him home because it's bad for business.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

ankle grabber

when a womans ankles are grabbed during sex. can be done by either party.

fuck and get up is how i do them stank hoes. - Ice Cube

by major_delmac March 04, 2005

Cunt Nazi

A woman who attempts to cockblock a potential interracial romantic situation.

Girl #1: Wow, Amber is digging Leroy big time.

Cunt Nazi: Ew! If she doesn't leave him alone I'm going to get her fired.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Blonde

A stripper or stripper-in-training.

That blonde just gave me a lapdance and asked me for a ride home.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

usurper

a woman who is good at stealing men already spoken for. a woman who may or may not be in the process of luring a man into an affair.

Rebecca thought that Jillian's repeated requests to "share audio files" with her fiancee Tyrone was something that only a very skilled usurper would think to do.

by major_delmac March 10, 2005

contrarian

Someone who hates your social views and opinons out of simplicity and ignorance. How sad.

As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.

by major_delmac September 04, 2006

Google Widow

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

by major_delmac March 01, 2005