major_delmac's definitions

racist double standard

A nasty by-product of centuries of backwards politics adopted by the rich and fearful.

Leroy: These racist double standards stink. Wanna screw a black nerd with a college degree?

Amber: I'm down!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Catfight

What happens when there aren't enough black guys to go around at the frat party.

Amber and Jenna are having a blood feud catfight over Toby.

by major_delmac February 28, 2005

Google Widow

A woman who hears a man that she's romantically interested in use a phrase she doesn't know the meaning of, and instead of accepting the man's guidance on the subject by asking him, she looks it up on Google or another search engine for the meaning. She thus maintains her independence and self esteem and continues her unconscious pursuit of a lonely life.

That black guy has a lot of Google Widows peeping around corners at him.

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

contrarian

Someone who hates your social views and opinons out of simplicity and ignorance. How sad.

As soon as Jaime voiced her support of interracial marriage she discovered how contrarian her closest friends really were.

by major_delmac September 4, 2006

The Great American Turnout

The reason why more asian women are dating black american men post-obama.

Gong Li: Obama Good Luck Brand!

Dooku: The Great American Turnout has Begun. It may be difficult to secure your release from Manila.

by major_delmac April 17, 2011

Rent-a-Girl

A Strip Club. Location where women actively seek out fat black pimps. Olympic Garden and Crazy Horse II in Las Vegas Nevada qualify as examples.

So I was down at my local Rent-a-Girl last week and picked up a hot young tender. I think she wants to pay me.

by major_delmac May 13, 2005

scum bum

What Buford T Justice calls the bandit on Smokey and the Bandit.

I am Buford T Justice you Scum Bum!

by major_delmac February 28, 2005